Today, I was playing a medieval game with my brother, when he took all of his character's clothes off and said, "Let's have sex!" I looked at him and said, "UH YOU ARE MY BROTHER!" He turns and looks at me, smiling and says, "But not in the game!" I am a 19 year old girl. He is 12. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I got to listen to my younger brother have sex with a girl while I sat in my room playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night. FML
Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML
Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my 10-year-old brother. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
Today, my younger brother, who is 15, had to show me the quickest way to take off a woman's bra. I'm 12 years older than he is. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML
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kadeouir 0
Omg ur brother needs to see a counsellor or shrink or something he's messed up!
Polski_fml 0
"Incest in the morning 97.1"
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Comments (325)
that_guy_you_are 0
The kid is probably a reverse pedobaiter in his spare time -- he pretends to be a pedophile on teh inarweb (like me :D) but is actually a 12-year-old boy who ***** his sister.
AshtrayHeart_fml 0
I guess he likes to keep it in the family ;)
DizzyDemon0 9
He's twelve. Who cares. Throw 'em a bone a few times. Not saying all the way..ya know? Just maybe a hj or bj here or there. C'mon! help the little guy out.
shootintacos 0
I hope to god your kidding..
Rivlas 0
Lock your door... lock your door...
Guyoverhere 0
Nasty
Mikeymikey 4
i say he planned it all !
JennaD 0
His motto is clearly 'Every hole's a goal!'
Vasir 2
Anyone know what game this is? I love medevil games, and im assuming the game is normal and not "lets have sex with chicks"...
Pokerdance 0
Incest is wincest!
Verenek 0
that is one sick, twisted basterd...