Today, I was playing a medieval game with my brother, when he took all of his character's clothes off and said, "Let's have sex!" I looked at him and said, "UH YOU ARE MY BROTHER!" He turns and looks at me, smiling and says, "But not in the game!" I am a 19 year old girl. He is 12. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I got to listen to my younger brother have sex with a girl while I sat in my room playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night. FML
Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML
Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my 10-year-old brother. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
Today, my younger brother, who is 15, had to show me the quickest way to take off a woman's bra. I'm 12 years older than he is. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML
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kadeouir 0
Omg ur brother needs to see a counsellor or shrink or something he's messed up!
Polski_fml 0
"Incest in the morning 97.1"
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Comments (325)
deee___jaaayyy 0
That isn't bad, he ment for the charaters to have sex LOL. Thats why he said 'not in the game' saying the charaters arent related :3 He's just a kid who was messing around XD
Alex_DeLarge 0
#68 wins!
trentaball 0
Wow... you're a girl huh? and 19??? I happen to be a boy... and 19. Lets have sex! =] Ahahaha. just kidding. ...but really.
jannas 0
Eh =/
Waabishkii_ikwe 0
Sounds like my friend Karl when we're playing DND, except he always tries to screw our male friends...actually, he'll sometimes make an attempt with me (one of the only females that plays in our group of friends), it's just that normally he only has males to play with. Seriously, chill the **** out. That includes not only the OP but all of you retards saying how sick and wrong it was for the OP's brother to say something like that. If it was a friend of his, he would probably have done the same thing. Teenage (and even preteen) boys love the thought of sex, and playing an RPG is a great way to express that love of sex, whether or not you're playing with your sister.
crumbling_city 0
.........yeah.........I'd do it....mwahahaa
Nicolai_Tansy 0
eh. little siblings are like that. when they hit 11 or 12 they want to freak they're older siblings out with perverted comments. me and my sister are the same way. except we're two years apart and its an inside joke. but if he wasnt kidding, o.0"?!
callingdrlove 0
Think it's time to stop playing games with your little brother, yuck
greeneggsnsam 0
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! I'm sorry for laughing in your expense. But hey, my 6 year old cousin made people out of playdough and gave me boobs. Might wanna stay away from your brother for a while... ;)
lifesuck_fml 0
hahaha you must be really hot if even your brother wants to screw you ahahaha FYL