Anonymous
Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anon
Canada
Fake news!
Today, after I tried to plan a surprise party for my friend, and a series of miscommunications and accidental reveals, it turned it into a surprise party for myself. I walked into a room filled with people shouting, "Surprise!" FML
Anonymous
Australia
The hair of the dog
Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. I was genuinely surprised—and also genuinely hungover from celebrating my birthday alone the night before because they'd all told me they were busy. FML
TanjinaRubbaiyat
Bangladesh
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Killme
Today, as a birthday present, my friends threw a surprise party for me. I was so surprised, I pissed myself in front of everyone, including my crush. FML
nofriends
Boise, United States
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML
Anonymous
United States
Perfect
Today, I had a surprise birthday party thrown in my honor. All of my friends and family had been invited, and all of the details were perfect. Who threw the party for me? My ex-girlfriend who I dumped last week for "not being thoughtful enough." FML
Aww! You shouldn't have! ....REALLY!
United States
Get better locks
Today, my friends, led by my best friend, threw me a surprise party. Bearing a cake, they all happily yelled, "SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" by suddenly barging in… through the bathroom door. I was on the toilet, in the middle of taking a dump. FML
Blade83
Perth, Australia
It's the thought that counts
Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. The problem? My birthday is tomorrow. I spent the entire evening pretending I was surprised and happy, all while knowing they got the date wrong. FML
Anonymous
Reno, United States
Hush, Mother
Today, I went to a surprise birthday party for a friend. Everyone was hiding and waiting to yell "Surprise!" when I got a call from my mom. I was loudly discussing family gossip and trying to get my mom to hang up when the door opened. Everyone yelled "Surprise!" and then turned to stare at me. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my family threw me a surprise party for my 29th Birthday. My brother-in-law sent me a text telling me they were all waiting for me to arrive. Thinking it was at my sister's home, I drove two hours there. It was actually at my parents' house. I missed my party and they ate my cake. FML
Top comments
RecklessJellyBea 7
I'm surprised you were even invited.
redbluegreen 41
And you're genuinely surprised it's come to this?
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redbluegreen 41
And you're genuinely surprised it's come to this?
Jaykayfu 0
Forever alone .
LifeSucksbtw 0
how can you complain about a surprise party op! :p
Deathpawz 4
at least you don't have to share your cake op :D
KaintukeeBob 13
The important question is: were you surprised by the party?
FMLidiot 12
how do you throw yourself a surprise party? it's my birthday in 6 days, so I could do with some pointers!
YacL 15
Were you surprised? Don't give yourself a heart attack or punch yourself in the face, I've seen stuff like that happen at surprise parties.
staceysgenesis16 0
so it wasnt much of a surprise eh?
Zeek63 0
was it fun?
qwerty8788 4
thats what pot does.
LocsOn 13
well I bet "you deserved it"
Divi324 0
Ydi for suprising yourself
PsychoXtheXrapis 3
Surprise!!!!!
Eggers 2
The op then decided to treat himself to some surprise sex.
ElGranOrgo 0
yeah to some birthday sex
kingtz 6
Yep. The party was in his pants...
snade 0
op. You are a badass
unluckiestperson_fml 14
Were you surprised?
dragonaair 5
Off topic and random, but I smell of dying marbles.
KiddNYC1O 22
I don't know but #35 is about to be surprised by the harlem globe trotters...
unluckiestperson_fml 14
35-...what?
fmlsaves 0
you look suspiciously like a friend of mine, but She's from California
unluckiestperson_fml 14
I'm Scottish so it's not me :P
Heinousness 0
I am OP In training. I'll end up throwing a surprise party for myself. I can also feel OP's pain. **** our lives.
mind_geek 15
Forever Alone.
poohforMVP 4
tht profile pic u have is hilarious...just sayin
destroyer713 0
poker face . . ---
RecklessJellyBea 7
I'm surprised you were even invited.
CrashTheNinja 4
RecklessJellyBea win :D
whosechairisthat 0
i made your thumbs up 69. *hehe*
Emmy_The_Great 2
Probably the biggest WIN comment I've ever read
Exadrin 0
Whats so win about that?
EvilPotato 15
*sniff* *sniff* this is so sad.
locachick101 0
damn that a big disappointment you must been really bored or got no friends. so who was invited? haha
Emmy_The_Great 2
OP is a white crayon.
lovepinkandzombi 0
did you at least act surprised?
zojieeu 6
fyl for being surprised by your own party