Today, I was playing a medieval game with my brother, when he took all of his character's clothes off and said, "Let's have sex!" I looked at him and said, "UH YOU ARE MY BROTHER!" He turns and looks at me, smiling and says, "But not in the game!" I am a 19 year old girl. He is 12. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I got to listen to my younger brother have sex with a girl while I sat in my room playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night. FML
Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML
Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my 10-year-old brother. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
Today, my younger brother, who is 15, had to show me the quickest way to take off a woman's bra. I'm 12 years older than he is. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML
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kadeouir 0
Omg ur brother needs to see a counsellor or shrink or something he's messed up!
Polski_fml 0
"Incest in the morning 97.1"
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Comments (325)
ShelbyG 0
Awhh. Thats creepy, but kinda cute. Lol though.
benshady 0
That's discusting! Your brother needs help. He must have been watching too much ****.
BeQuickOrBeDead_fml 0
#6 = Win Lol....Family Guy xD
Peroxide 3
You may want to check the game's rule book before sleeping with your brother. "Incest-do not pass go, do not collect $200"
gokartfeltes 0
that's funny
Rabyd 0
I read that as "he is a 12 year old boy but a 19 year-old-girl in the game" That would be ****** too.
4dakill 0
# 47 ...wooohoooooooooooooo ....oh yeah and FYL!!! and YDI for playing games with your 12yo bro in your panties
hk_fml 9
******* hell D: that is the creepiest thing I've heard all day!
Yatta_fml 0
Wait wait wait, was the "but not in the game" meaning he wanted to have sex in real life? I didn't read it that way but it seems most people here are. I thought his remark was directed at that they weren't related in the game and they were playing the Sims or something and he wanted the characters to have sex. He's just 12 years old... Kids say and do weird stuff. It's not a cause for alarm in my books. But maybe someone should talk to him about that not being approiate to joke about. Also, there's nothing wrong with the OP spending time with their brother playing a game. I play games with my friends often enough, if I had a brother or sister and they wanted to play I'm sure we would from time to time as well.
Boweezee 0
"Incest insest is the best, so put your siblings to the test."
Fidzjerald 0
"The closer the kin, the deeper within" JK. hahaha
spillproof 0
I don't even know what to say about this. At least he didn't try and rape you... maybe.