Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
Today, my girlfriend has some bruises from her karate class. We went shopping together and needless to say, I got quite a few dirty looks. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
Today, after my girlfriend played a prank on me a few days ago, I thought she’d be a good sport about me playing one back. Turns out she’s not a good sport. I’m now single, with black bruises on my ribs. I think one might even be broken. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the couch. I got thirsty, so I got up and grabbed a metal water bottle and drank out of it. He tried to playfully touch it and spill water on me, but instead hit it hard enough to where it slammed my mouth, chipped my tooth, and cut open my lip. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave herself a black eye by running into a door. To avoid being teased about her clumsiness, she's telling everyone that I hit her. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML
Today, I was playing tug of war with my dog. She let go and I ended up punching myself in the mouth. My lip is still swollen. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML
Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML
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evilscorpi 29
better start heading to the gym more often
CHOMP3R 0
Never underestimate a woman.(:
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Comments (133)
julia_lynn 21
Question is if she meant to do you harm or not. It could be that she doesn't understand to hold back, or she's just a total bitch. Either way, giving you a black eye when you're horsing around isn't acceptable.
onorexveritas 24
I agree with 52
LadyOpheliac 5
OP, that's called serious ******* domestic violence. Please, please go seek help; and the people calling you a pussy are ******* psychos. Abuse is never okay, no matter which gender it happens to.
alival 12
Damn boy ur gf kicked ur ass
heyitscandace 9
Ok so I definitely think everyone is over reacting. It's not "domestic violence". I mean they were play wrestling and she probably didn't realize how hard she actually hit him. Accidents happen when you play fight. Stop making a mountain out of a mole hill.
bagleface 6
YDI you pussy
abb3 0
smh your girl is a beast and she didn't even try lol
pyrodrake 0
Hmm... You can spell ******** correctly, yet you said "Breeded". Someone needs to stop hanging around the cool kids at school - Hang up the flat brim and get a haircut bud.
hyden121 2
That's hot...pansy...
Simoneaux17 11
Man up biatch!!!