Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
Today, my girlfriend has some bruises from her karate class. We went shopping together and needless to say, I got quite a few dirty looks. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
Today, after my girlfriend played a prank on me a few days ago, I thought she’d be a good sport about me playing one back. Turns out she’s not a good sport. I’m now single, with black bruises on my ribs. I think one might even be broken. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the couch. I got thirsty, so I got up and grabbed a metal water bottle and drank out of it. He tried to playfully touch it and spill water on me, but instead hit it hard enough to where it slammed my mouth, chipped my tooth, and cut open my lip. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave herself a black eye by running into a door. To avoid being teased about her clumsiness, she's telling everyone that I hit her. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML
Today, I was playing tug of war with my dog. She let go and I ended up punching myself in the mouth. My lip is still swollen. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML
Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML
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evilscorpi 29
better start heading to the gym more often
CHOMP3R 0
Never underestimate a woman.(:
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Comments (133)
WadeWilson_fml 6
Lmao I would giggle too. You're a wuss.
doogy15 11
Man up
radiocaf 29
Story of my life. bite marks and pinches too. oh and sore testicles.
bubo_fml 11
It's OK...At least you won't ever have to worry about getting racked in the balls...Apparently, your girlfriend wears them!
FrankHotpants 31
The only way to redeem yourself now is to get into an epic movie fight with a couple dudes.
100Sparkel 0
That's how you do it!!!
rubyliu8420 7
what a f***ing pussy!!!
BjgUsername 12
And you'll tell your friends it was a bar fight that you won bc ur a manly man
hannahcorrine 0
Keeper
Evening_Odds 5
haha she is definitely a keeper. that's nothing to be ashamed of :]