Today, It was pretty nice out, so I decided to walk to work. Not twenty minutes after leaving, it started to pour. I was soaking when I got there and had to change. My boyfriend works next door, so I asked him if he could give me a ride. His reply? "Sorry Babe, I just can't be seen with you like that." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I waited in the pouring rain for my wife to come pick me up from work. It was only after I was thoroughly drenched that I remembered it was my wife's day off, and that I drove myself to work earlier in her car, which was parked fifty feet from where I was waiting. FML
Today, there was a huge storm. There were no buses, so I walked for an hour to see my boyfriend of two years, who (usually rather the unemotionally type) had called me, crying. When I got there soaking wet, he told me that he doesn't love me anymore, and it makes him sad. I had to walk back. FML
Today, I was walking to work when it was starting to pour down sideways. I was pretty early anyway, so, I decided to duck into a bus shelter and let it pass. Suddenly, a big truck comes and drenched me with the biggest puddle. Soaking from head to toe. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I got into my boyfriend's car having to pee really badly. I accidentally peed everywhere. He kicked me out. I had to walk four miles home in 20 degree weather. In wet clothes. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML
Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML
Today, I looked outside with a grimace at the very heavy rainfall through which I had to trudge a long way. I waited ten minutes for it to let up, only to find it was getting heavier. So, I started walking anyway. After getting soaked to the bone, I walked through my door, and it stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride in a paddle-boat. He decided it would be fun to paddle near the fountain. The fountain decided it would be fun to shower me, him and all of our things in filthy, stinking duck water. I had to ride the bus home by myself. FML
Today, I had to walk home in the rain because my mom didn't want to get her new car wet. FML
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Top comments
hk_fml 9
What a douche. Dump him!
dRose22 0
Some boyfriend you have
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Comments (75)
BadDayz 0
First!
The_Pleb 0
The guys got a great sense of humor.... You should be lucky to know someone like that. FYL for putting this on here
ahti546 11
wow what an asshole.. dump his ass, he obviously cares more about his own image than about you
dRose22 0
Some boyfriend you have
RR05 0
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omg this is going to be another standard run of every pathetic person saying that the OP is to good for the guy. news flash, maybe the OP is a really pathetic person and the guy is being noble giving her a chance even though everybody else hates her
justmyfreakinluc 0
still he was being a dick
DameGreyWulf 1
It's not being noble if he can't take the possible backlash. The point of such acts is that you do them in spite of risk/what others think.
CFR 0
What the **** is up with this #7?: "news flash, maybe the OP is a really pathetic person and the guy is being noble giving her a chance even though everybody else hates her" WHAT?? She was just wet from walking in the rain! Most guys wouldn't complain! They have wet T-shirt contests all the time, and you never hear one of the guys there saying "I can't be seen with you like that"! *shakes head* Unless your boyfriend was joking OP, he sucks.
TooBored13 0
OP deserves it for dating someone so conceited. If I was dating someone and they did that to me, it would be over, right then.
billyhirvine09 0
ydi for getting wet
Evelynn84 6
How is that being noble if he's AFRAID to be seen with her? He sounds like a douchebag. Drop him & find someone who gives a shit. He doesn't sound like he's worth the hassle.
kaegomay12 17
not really bot her fault
hey2a 0
Maybe he didnt want the inside of his car to get wet?
IgniteMe28 0
i'm with stupid ^^
hk_fml 9
What a douche. Dump him!
TheInvisibleOne 31
My thoughts exactly! I would dump that guy in two seconds flat! No girl deserves being treated like that!
IRemainNameless 12
Agreed. Dump him! Like that stupid cliche, if he can't handle you at your worst he doesn't deserve you at your best.
Penetration 0
What a stupid comment! Gtfo.
hoschiadedodi 0
no, dump him because he seems to be an ass.
justmyfreakinluc 0
what a jerk!! dump him
Bloodknight 22
Bwahaha, sucks for you!
1C13 0
thats a douche and A few people on here are even bigger Douches tho Sorry it happened to ya
Nakedsquirrel 5
Was it perhaps pouring shit and not water? Was a nearby rotting whale corpse dynamited?
pifpafpoef 1
if you don' dump the guy, you deserve him
Inkles 0
agreed
Koosti 0
Maybe you should stop picking assholes as your boyfriends? Deserved as far as I'm concerned.
iljajlm 4
You're right. Guys never act differently just to pick up women.
pernicat 0
I find it hard to believe that the warning signs were not there.