Today, I was outside when a mouse ran toward my feet. There was a wall behind me, so I tried to jump over him. He changed course, and I landed on him. It crunched. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML
Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML
Today, I set a trap to catch a mouse that ran across my foot. Not only did the trap shut on my finger twice, but I watched the mouse run over the trap without it snapping shut. I guess I have a new roommate. FML
Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML
Today, as I was about to leave my house in my brand new heels, I stepped on a dead mouse. My heel went through it. FML
Today, I went to put my coat on to go out. I put my hand in my pocket, not knowing there was a mouse sleeping in there. I squeezed it, it bit me and ran off. FML
Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML
Today, my cat brought home a bloody, barely-living mouse. The thing managed to escape and dragged itself into a crack in the wall, where it must have died. The only way to get it out before it starts to stink up the place is by demolishing the wall. FML
Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML
Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML
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Top comments
Monado 0
New version of mouse trap?
ArtIsResistance7 1
Your cat-like reflexes would make you an excellent ninja. Poor mousie :[
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Comments (159)
Monado 0
New version of mouse trap?
sasukesharingan 0
dead to América Infidels
xXLeeLeeXx 2
lol @ 1 better than the cage?? that would be a weird feeling I think
LolAtYourFail 12
what?
louie111887 0
ouch poor lil mouse
SeeBrendenBurn 0
Well, that solves tonight's dinner issue.
Monado 0
I enjoy how instead of comments being made after the first, they reply to it instead =P
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
:'( Poor mousie. May you rest in pieces.
mfmylifesrsly 30
:(
spaceshan69 0
oh wow you killed a mouse... your life is so ******.
Giorgio272 2
I'd like to gives thanks to monsanto. if only they though of this before agent orange. god bless monsanto.
7mood75 7
Poor Jerry, Tom is really happy now.
chocolatedrop 0
oh...nasty..
wiggz1990 0
why is it an fml ??? because u killed a disgusting mouse that eats everything ?? or that u stained the carpet ??
RachelBerry_fml 5
44- OP may have been outside and maybe she feels bad for killing it as a girl i know that would freak me out o.O
HonestJoe 0
I would have screamed my lungs out until I started coughing up blood!!
JokingJoe 0
if only mice could post FMLs.
eazyeeze 0
Today, my mom, Minnie told me that my dad, Mickey had a whale drop on him, hence taking his life. Now my mom has to do triple run to get that cheese and raise our rat pack. **** you, Free Willy! FML
ILoveMyXbox 0
too bad he's stupid
sexybitch92 0
ewwwwwwwww !!! nasty as hell. fyl for going through that lol.
msyelowbubblegum 0
awwwww :( poor mouse!!! eww too thts nasty.. i culdnt live if i ever stomped on a mouse i would feel soo bad and disgusted blegh! aww:(
megiscool123 0
haha great description..."it crunched" hahaha
hahaiseeyou 0
its more like f the mouses life
zltzlt 0
it was a female!!!!!
zakkyzebra 11
WINNNN
11colio11 4
so you killed a mouse. that sucks for the mouse! what are you whinging about?
thatonek1d 0
it's a mouse!! don't be a pussy!
gamefreak935 0
wow this us a gay fml I don't see how stepping on a mouse is a fml ...ooooh big deal
lovesuckz123 0
Ew! x] God that must Suck.
_Vamp_ 9
Oh god, you killed Jerry you bastard!
numbers878 8
save me the ribs please
granthm 0
kill shot
isaiaha11 2
this seems like a win
CraZyxo5665 0
come pa we eatin good tonight!
FreddyMustDie 0
You cruel person
christa953 12
ydi for killing a mouse
comedychick 1
ooooo that's terrible!
immazombeastxD 0
BOOM FALCON... STOMP
kennyFTW3fiddy 0
fag
ArtIsResistance7 1
Your cat-like reflexes would make you an excellent ninja. Poor mousie :[
allen20 0
i saw someone kick a squirrel yesterday how sad
softballgirl16 0
well you got rid of it
senalina 0
i would have used a mouse trap but hey if it works!!
nateball 0
fat ass mouse killer!!
JeffGoesRawrr 0
Why is this such a big deal.? These FMLs are getting worse by the days.
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
Maybe the OP doesn't like KILLING?!
mackmillydilly 0
Yeah, ew. I don't even like killing bugs, let alone a rodent.
lorenzobalderas 0
I have a lot of mice in my back yard can I hire u?
chasin_butterfli 0
Pretty gross. My boyfriend ran over a possum and I heard it pop. Very disturbing.
BrownSugar_fml 5
Pop goes the possum!
LightningLadyy 0
hahaha!
angeldogeyes 14
Aw man.. That made me sad
erockinthesuburb 17
You murderer!!!!!111one
picklezz123 5
F the mouse's life
Arsonnist 3
Why is "it crunched" the punchline? What did you expect it to do?
ruby29 0
lol at 16.
Asscake 0
I believe that's her "FML". Even I still have a horrible memory of accidentally stepping on many beetles and hearing that disgusting and horrible crunch. Gives me goosebumps. never gonna get it out of my mind. ever.