Today, I went to put my coat on to go out. I put my hand in my pocket, not knowing there was a mouse sleeping in there. I squeezed it, it bit me and ran off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML
Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML
Today, I was outside when a mouse ran toward my feet. There was a wall behind me, so I tried to jump over him. He changed course, and I landed on him. It crunched. FML
Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. We were all standing in the kitchen when suddenly a small white and brown mouse ran by. Out of natural instinct, I stomped on it. Turns out, it was his little sister's pet mouse that had gotten out of its cage earlier. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML
Today, I was taking a final exam and I reached into my pocket to get out a pencil. I felt this thing in my pocket so I got it out and put it on the desk. At first I thought it was a leaf but then it started kicking and trying to run around. It was a cockroach. It had been living in my pocket. FML
Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML
Today, I set a trap to catch a mouse that ran across my foot. Not only did the trap shut on my finger twice, but I watched the mouse run over the trap without it snapping shut. I guess I have a new roommate. FML
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Top comments
dabomsht123 3
Poor mouse!! That's a rough way to be woke up!! Imagine if a giant hand squeezed u while u were sleeping in a warm dark place. Lol
jdogg1971 0
Go to a doctor it might carry a disease
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Comments (10)
mackdeezy 22
If you woke me up in such a way, I'm not sure I'd bite you, but I would hurt you.
jdogg1971 0
Go to a doctor it might carry a disease
bahamit 18
Hps is a bad one carried by mice, can be fatal, go get checked, have blood work done... definitely get checked...
dabomsht123 3
Poor mouse!! That's a rough way to be woke up!! Imagine if a giant hand squeezed u while u were sleeping in a warm dark place. Lol
s2kname 9
well it sounds a lot like a ****** so pretty happy is my answer
Mooglefox 24
AlwYs knew Mickey was a bitter.
Cali 57
Walt Disney never gave him fair compensation! And don't even get me started on Jerry...
jcash52426 5
What did you think was in your pocket that you were squeezing?
cakefete2 31
Mickey Mouse made a squeaky clean get away. At least you have good taste in outerwear.
Hippo_Holiday 19
And do I get to tend the rabbits? Yes lennie ya do.
emischeve 12
The end to that was so sad
Unfuckwittable 2
You must be filthy to have rat in your clothes