Anonymous
Louisville, United States
Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Strange noise
Today, I was awoken at 1:30am by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML
Fran
New Zealand
Today, I was awoken at 1:30 a.m. by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML
pinkjade
Canada
Today, I was napping. I woke up to my pillow making some sounds. Thinking it was my head shifting my pillow, I went back to sleep. Later on I woke up to the sounds again, and a mouse staring at my face. FML
animal lover...
Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML
goldenpuppy
Somerville, United States
Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML
connor1701
Sorry Stuart…
Today, I went to put my coat on to go out. I put my hand in my pocket, not knowing there was a mouse sleeping in there. I squeezed it, it bit me and ran off. FML
Anonymous
Halifax, Canada
Earplugs
Today, at around 12 a.m. I went to bed, happy that I get to sleep in because I had nowhere be in the morning. Sadly that came to an end when I woke up around 7 a.m. to my mom coming home and screaming because she saw a mouse. FML
ShouldIHelpIt
Northampton, United States
Alas, poor Stuart
Today, I woke up to hear dripping water in the kitchen. Thinking it was someone getting a glass of water or something, I came out to find that it was just a mouse drowning in my dog's water bowl. FML
Anonymous
Tulsa, United States
Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML
Top comments
PenguinBitch 44
Mouse: Oh you're awake. Go back to sleep. It's all going to be okay. *caresses hair*
jstorie95 8
Bet that was a nice surprise to wake up to
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Comments (46)
jstorie95 8
Bet that was a nice surprise to wake up to
noah_1234 24
that would've ruined the rest of my day...
ChristianH39 30
My girlfriend saw a mouse in her apartment and called me crying.. I think if this happened she'd have had a stroke.
False_Stupidity 42
She'd stroke the mouse #23? Yuck!
brivielle 15
OP's hair must really smell nice :)
SamSwebb 24
That's disturbing on so many levels... Time to get some mouse traps OP. I went through a similar thing before and have been terrified ever since
Ardeku 15
lol afraid of an adorable tiny baby rodent?
Otaku31 19
It's a mouse. Grow a pair.
zarosian 17
I'll show you a pair of.... Shoes
drivingmissdaisy 13
I think mice are cute...and rats..I even had a pet rat! I mean now do I want some mouse that isn't mine In my bed, chewing on my hair? No. but I'm not going to kill it. It's a living creature too, its not like It truly meant any harm to you.
Razi_tail 25
43 I have three pet rats and love them! The problem with having a wild mouse in your home is that they can cause a lot of damage. I am glad that it was suggested to use traps instead of poison though. Traps are quick and instant whereas poison is a slower and extremely painful death.
flufee2 27
Whats wrong with making a new friend? :p
Corey122726 17
That mouse would have a .50 caliber sized hole in it and I would be getting a hair cut and a new mattress.
Corey122726 17
No compensation needed here! I just like to make sure what I shoot stops in its tracks.
kyuubi1 14
talk about a hairy situation.
brivielle 15
Pls make em stop!!!!
RedPillSucks 33
Be assertive. Stop being so mousy
PenguinBitch 44
Mouse: Oh you're awake. Go back to sleep. It's all going to be okay. *caresses hair*
briannasamonte 8
died wen I read this hahahha ??? ??
teapotrevolt 27
... Treat as spider and time to burn the house.
Razi_tail 25
I hate that joke. Killing things with fire is horrible. I just don't get the humor in it.
LaLince 40
It's probably time to clean your house..
TanzWolf 26
Not clever enough to make a ratty hair joke...
cakefete2 31
I hair puns for this situation are hard to come by. I nearly had one, but it just squeaked by.
katydid91 31
That mouse thinks he owns the house!
Ardeku 15
how cute :3
walkingspastic 22
Glad I wasn't the only one that thought this!