Today, I was outside when a mouse ran toward my feet. There was a wall behind me, so I tried to jump over him. He changed course, and I landed on him. It crunched. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML
Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML
Today, I set a trap to catch a mouse that ran across my foot. Not only did the trap shut on my finger twice, but I watched the mouse run over the trap without it snapping shut. I guess I have a new roommate. FML
Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML
Today, as I was about to leave my house in my brand new heels, I stepped on a dead mouse. My heel went through it. FML
Today, I went to put my coat on to go out. I put my hand in my pocket, not knowing there was a mouse sleeping in there. I squeezed it, it bit me and ran off. FML
Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML
Today, my cat brought home a bloody, barely-living mouse. The thing managed to escape and dragged itself into a crack in the wall, where it must have died. The only way to get it out before it starts to stink up the place is by demolishing the wall. FML
Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML
Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML
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Monado 0
New version of mouse trap?
ArtIsResistance7 1
Your cat-like reflexes would make you an excellent ninja. Poor mousie :[
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Comments (159)
sallen0046 4
It's a mouse. Why the hell are you trying to get away from it in the first place? A bear, sure. Maybe even a gigantic city rat, but a mouse? And of course it crunched, it's got bones, what else would you have expected it to do? It's not a pile of jello.
puppyloverpeace 1
this is a repeat. fake
amerwin 3
you shouldn't kill anything you aren't going to eat! ha maybe it was one of the three blind mice?
trippin10 0
how is that FYL??shouldn't the rat be sayin FML, because you crunched him.
xoKylie 0
How could the mouse say FML when it's dead?
ArtIsResistance7 1
Ghost mouse! FYI, rats and mice are different...
OhMahLordd 0
let's pray for mr mousey
HonestJoe 0
poor mouse :(
r6_fml 4
dear lord, please send the crunched mouse back as a zombie so that I may feed it to my snake and turn him into a zombie for my traveling zombie snake circus. amen
trippin10 0
35, idk lol but the fml shuldnt be fhl.. it shuld be fml for the mouse
MeAlec 1
way to go
mrmaks18 7
op if you were not as fat as you are you would have jumped higher or even over the wall and even if you landed on it it would have lived but coz your too lazy to do excersize and are always thinking about your next meal you killed the poor thing
Asscake 0
You don't have to be fat to kill something like a mouse. I'm pretty sure that if my 10 year old sister jumped and fell down on a mouse, it would die. and it's not like she did it on purpose.
r6_fml 4
how much weight do you think it really takes to crush a mouse? do you think you could jump on a mouse without smashing it?
Alzied 0
Well maybe this guy could jump on a mouse and not crush it.... kinda looks lime a dwarf. And my axe!
Alzied 0
like* not lime. Damn auto-correct.
mcgugs 0
so touching.
GermanBoy0_0 0
That's gonna make for great dinner time conversation