Today, I was out with my friend. My six year old daughter was also with us. While we were walking through the parking lot, my daughter asked me in a very loud voice "Mommy, does a blow job taste bad?" FML
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Today, my 5 year-old and I walked in on a girl giving her boyfriend a blow job in the washroom at the playground. Last week we found a crack pipe on the picnic table. So many conversations I wish we could have waited for… FML
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML
Today, I was on a walk when I ran into the woman whose kids I babysit. We had a quick chat, and I noticed she had just blown her driveway clean. As I left, I said "You did a nice blow job!" FML
Today, I was at the grocery store with my dad. He let out a very silent but foul abomination of a fart. The people behind us started gagging, so he turned, pointed at me and said, "That was my daughter." FML
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Today, my husband jokingly told my daughter when she passes gas in public, she needed to blame it on the fattest and ugliest person there. We went shopping after and she let a HUGE fart out. She gasped, "Mommy!" FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Today, I found out that my son told my daughter at some point that "real" name for Hershey's Kisses is "blowjobs." I found this out because at kindergarten she was asked what her favorite food was. The teacher wasn't happy when she called me. FML
Today, I was taking my daughter to the hotel pool, and she was excited so she ran ahead to the door to the stairs, I heard her scream so I went running. When I opened the door, a man was getting a blowjob from another man, RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY DAUGHTER! FML
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DarkWaffle 0
It could be worse... "Mommy, why do ******** taste bad?"
white_mouse 0
My dad told me when I was 5, I walked in on my mom blowing him and ran out like "EW KISSING PENIS!" Later he sat me down to explain that it's something that mommies and daddies do and so I asked, "Does it taste good?" and he said "Go ask your mom." I remember nothing. When babysitting I had two ten year old girls ask me what a ******* was because they weren't sure. I then found out they thought that guys got a period, too. XD; Honestly, I think it's better that they know the truth than imagine some total BS and get themselves in trouble.
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Jasper_fml 0
never have kids. what did you tell her?
popoman 0
I hope the mother said, "Why don't you try it and see?" The daughter needs to learn that people can have different tastes. It's a good opportunity for a life lesson. The mother can't just assume that the daughter will have the same opinion of BJs as she.
b182link 0
I know right! that's what I did with my daughter, except she was 7
DarkWaffle 0
It could be worse... "Mommy, why do ******** taste bad?"
alley_cat_118 0
Words fail me. I am now terrified of parenthood. I understand the risks of birth defects and kidnappings and accidents, but you can take concrete steps to prevent these things. But this...... Considering the world we live in, how do you stop this without raising your child in a closet with no access to the outside?????? FYL, Miss.
Root123 0
Better early than never?
could_be_funny 0
oh man that...that is awkward...I wonder who she heard that from? If tv - probably should try parent lock...if not...then I dunno... too early for the sex talk
megashroom 6
At least she didn't ask WHY they taste bad.
xAllygator 1
Maybe she meant....Blow pop, perhaps ? o.o
Flying_Pink_Lulz 0
um...ew...whoa...scary...awkward, much?
white_mouse 0
My dad told me when I was 5, I walked in on my mom blowing him and ran out like "EW KISSING PENIS!" Later he sat me down to explain that it's something that mommies and daddies do and so I asked, "Does it taste good?" and he said "Go ask your mom." I remember nothing. When babysitting I had two ten year old girls ask me what a ******* was because they weren't sure. I then found out they thought that guys got a period, too. XD; Honestly, I think it's better that they know the truth than imagine some total BS and get themselves in trouble.
BadPinkKitty07 0
lol @ "go ask your mom." that is awesome
tootsiebubble 0
How on earth did your 6 year old know the phrase ********? I'd be concerned if I was you
kellster 2
Exactly, #7! Why does your six-year-old child know what a ******** is???
stolen_sammich 0
she probably reads fml
izzym11 1
She is probably reading right now
tuxedoandex 28
hello 6 year old who knows about ********
Jimboom 12
Tell her "go ask your daddy. I normally snowball it back to him". The whole snowballing thing should confuse her enough to keep her quiet for a while.
prettygurl89 16
What's snowballing?