Today, I was out with my friend. My six year old daughter was also with us. While we were walking through the parking lot, my daughter asked me in a very loud voice "Mommy, does a blow job taste bad?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 5 year-old and I walked in on a girl giving her boyfriend a blow job in the washroom at the playground. Last week we found a crack pipe on the picnic table. So many conversations I wish we could have waited for… FML
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML
Today, I was on a walk when I ran into the woman whose kids I babysit. We had a quick chat, and I noticed she had just blown her driveway clean. As I left, I said "You did a nice blow job!" FML
Today, I was at the grocery store with my dad. He let out a very silent but foul abomination of a fart. The people behind us started gagging, so he turned, pointed at me and said, "That was my daughter." FML
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Today, my husband jokingly told my daughter when she passes gas in public, she needed to blame it on the fattest and ugliest person there. We went shopping after and she let a HUGE fart out. She gasped, "Mommy!" FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Today, I found out that my son told my daughter at some point that "real" name for Hershey's Kisses is "blowjobs." I found this out because at kindergarten she was asked what her favorite food was. The teacher wasn't happy when she called me. FML
Today, I was taking my daughter to the hotel pool, and she was excited so she ran ahead to the door to the stairs, I heard her scream so I went running. When I opened the door, a man was getting a blowjob from another man, RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY DAUGHTER! FML
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DarkWaffle 0
It could be worse... "Mommy, why do ******** taste bad?"
white_mouse 0
My dad told me when I was 5, I walked in on my mom blowing him and ran out like "EW KISSING PENIS!" Later he sat me down to explain that it's something that mommies and daddies do and so I asked, "Does it taste good?" and he said "Go ask your mom." I remember nothing. When babysitting I had two ten year old girls ask me what a ******* was because they weren't sure. I then found out they thought that guys got a period, too. XD; Honestly, I think it's better that they know the truth than imagine some total BS and get themselves in trouble.
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DeathByIrony90 0
I remember in 2nd grade a kid in my class told the whole class (or at least it spread to the whole class) about all sorts of sex positions and terms including *******, orgies, and doggy-style. We got the meaning of most of the terms wrong or misunderstood them, but I can tell you that I knew all about that kind of thing by summer after 5th grade/6th grade NOT by TV, NOT by my parents doing a bad job of "shielding me from the outside world", but because other kids told me about it; God knows where they found out lol.
childish 0
#6 wtf wtf and wtf dont worry about it she'll find out soon enough...
AngelBubblesRose 0
thats funny terrible that a six year old knows that term but very very funny
mdphs 0
bahahhahahahaha shouldve told her hell yes! then she'll never try it
girlieD86 0
OMG! Did she overhear your conversation? I hope my daughter never asks me any questions like that. You have my sympathy
AntiChrist7 0
you deserved that one, raise you kids properly
green_199 0
We all knew about sex when we were kids. At least your child feels comfortable talking about these things with you. I could never talk about sex with my parents. It would have been nice to have been able to do so when I was younger...
louyfi85 0
that is one messed up child...
inlimbo11 0
Today, my 6 year old daughter learned what a ******* is. FML.
kitty67_fml 0
the fact that your 6 year old child knows what that is says something bad about today's world. or about your parenting.