Today, I was out with my friend. My six year old daughter was also with us. While we were walking through the parking lot, my daughter asked me in a very loud voice "Mommy, does a blow job taste bad?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 5 year-old and I walked in on a girl giving her boyfriend a blow job in the washroom at the playground. Last week we found a crack pipe on the picnic table. So many conversations I wish we could have waited for… FML
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML
Today, I was on a walk when I ran into the woman whose kids I babysit. We had a quick chat, and I noticed she had just blown her driveway clean. As I left, I said "You did a nice blow job!" FML
Today, I was at the grocery store with my dad. He let out a very silent but foul abomination of a fart. The people behind us started gagging, so he turned, pointed at me and said, "That was my daughter." FML
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Today, my husband jokingly told my daughter when she passes gas in public, she needed to blame it on the fattest and ugliest person there. We went shopping after and she let a HUGE fart out. She gasped, "Mommy!" FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Today, I found out that my son told my daughter at some point that "real" name for Hershey's Kisses is "blowjobs." I found this out because at kindergarten she was asked what her favorite food was. The teacher wasn't happy when she called me. FML
Today, I was taking my daughter to the hotel pool, and she was excited so she ran ahead to the door to the stairs, I heard her scream so I went running. When I opened the door, a man was getting a blowjob from another man, RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY DAUGHTER! FML
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DarkWaffle 0
It could be worse... "Mommy, why do ******** taste bad?"
white_mouse 0
My dad told me when I was 5, I walked in on my mom blowing him and ran out like "EW KISSING PENIS!" Later he sat me down to explain that it's something that mommies and daddies do and so I asked, "Does it taste good?" and he said "Go ask your mom." I remember nothing. When babysitting I had two ten year old girls ask me what a ******* was because they weren't sure. I then found out they thought that guys got a period, too. XD; Honestly, I think it's better that they know the truth than imagine some total BS and get themselves in trouble.
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choppedNskrewed 0
lol 36!!!! that would be an awesome answer... anywayy that is highly disturbing if your 6 year old knows what a ******* is
Kellayy 0
Wow either that's bad parenting or too much TV XD
vonstrangle 0
you should probably stop letting your child be exposed to sexual information. next thing you know she'll be asking if her anal bead necklace is pretty
jackdaniels_fml 0
LMFAO @ #36! that was awesome! and you guys really need to stop blaming this woman. she's not necessarily a bad parent! i work in a day care, and kids see and hear things and turn around and tell them to other kids. maybe her daughter heard it at home, maybe somewhere else, but don't just assume its the OPs fault!
skylitxrock 0
hahahaha #9. :)
Godless25 0
a good question here would be...how the **** does your SIX year old know what a ******* is? you must be a shitty mother
Foodeater133 0
When I was little I read the words on bathroom walls and just pronounced them out. I said f you to my parents when I was like 4 and got a spanking. I never read the bathroom walls again. I knew all my swears and what most of them meant by grade 4 from school (older kids always used to tell us)
dcapp 0
how did she know what a ******** was??
idoloveitbaby 0
@ 27(sorry for the time lapse) the girls parents own multiple bars, mom has gone under the knife more than Joan Rivers, and both parents are so into partying, they are a little off when it comes to the parenting. their same daughter is now in 7th grade and drinking, smoking weed, and partying with high schoolers. believe me, i was just as shocked as you. i didnt know they made thongs in sizes that small.
DerpyHooves 0
I would assume her size is the average of the girls who wear them. Many women are obsessed with being and/or are naturally skinny and they are the demographic for thongs.
LoveMeTURBO 0
she's six! how the hell does she know what that is! I learned what that was when I was 12....WTF