Today, I was out with my friend. My six year old daughter was also with us. While we were walking through the parking lot, my daughter asked me in a very loud voice "Mommy, does a blow job taste bad?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 5 year-old and I walked in on a girl giving her boyfriend a blow job in the washroom at the playground. Last week we found a crack pipe on the picnic table. So many conversations I wish we could have waited for… FML
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML
Today, I was on a walk when I ran into the woman whose kids I babysit. We had a quick chat, and I noticed she had just blown her driveway clean. As I left, I said "You did a nice blow job!" FML
Today, I was at the grocery store with my dad. He let out a very silent but foul abomination of a fart. The people behind us started gagging, so he turned, pointed at me and said, "That was my daughter." FML
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Today, my husband jokingly told my daughter when she passes gas in public, she needed to blame it on the fattest and ugliest person there. We went shopping after and she let a HUGE fart out. She gasped, "Mommy!" FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Today, I found out that my son told my daughter at some point that "real" name for Hershey's Kisses is "blowjobs." I found this out because at kindergarten she was asked what her favorite food was. The teacher wasn't happy when she called me. FML
Today, I was taking my daughter to the hotel pool, and she was excited so she ran ahead to the door to the stairs, I heard her scream so I went running. When I opened the door, a man was getting a blowjob from another man, RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY DAUGHTER! FML
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DarkWaffle 0
It could be worse... "Mommy, why do ******** taste bad?"
white_mouse 0
My dad told me when I was 5, I walked in on my mom blowing him and ran out like "EW KISSING PENIS!" Later he sat me down to explain that it's something that mommies and daddies do and so I asked, "Does it taste good?" and he said "Go ask your mom." I remember nothing. When babysitting I had two ten year old girls ask me what a ******* was because they weren't sure. I then found out they thought that guys got a period, too. XD; Honestly, I think it's better that they know the truth than imagine some total BS and get themselves in trouble.
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nicelander 1
#10 so you'd keep her quiet for a while, but still you'd possibly have even more embarrasing moment later when the kid would ask you what you meant by snowballing it back to him, lol
peoc 0
You raised her ...
Mortishia 0
I'd be worried about where did she picked the knowlege about BJ, not about that she asking questions about BJ in loud voice.
Jimboom 12
@ #11 And when she asks you tell her to go ask Grandma. Either Grandma won't know and will make something harmless up or she will know and will probably make something up too. Or she will straight out tell her and horrify her so much that she will never asks questions again. ;-)
trucanadian 0
it's a bit early for her to learn such things but dont lie to her. Just tell her the truth and start monitoring more carefully what she's watching on tv
vonstrangle 0
i'd have to say..plain yogurt haha
amirn86 0
#14 - so true And as sad as it is, I can say that I had some idea about sex, ********, etc. when I was in 1st grade (when I was 6) thanks to my classmates. That was like 16 years ago, so you can only imagine how much worse things have gotten since then just based on content in TV, movies and music.
Haleyrose242 6
I know! I was in first grade 8 or 9 years ago, and I had classmates explaining the birds and the bees already
jenn03 0
lmao wow, I hope you gave her a good talking to.
bcmg44 0
Six and learning about ********? Yikes
Nova_lince 3
#6 LOL! hahaha, well in a world like this we can expect a lot of things from kids, she surely heard sometime on the tv, should try some parental lock =S....