Today, I was out shopping, when I noticed a teenage girl with a double stroller picking up a pack of condoms. I couldn't help but mutter that it was a little late for those. A guy who must have been her boyfriend then stormed over and beat the shit out of me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While at the checkout counter, my guy friend sees me, runs to me, puts his arm around me, kisses me on the cheek, then yells "Thank you baby!" There were about twenty people behind me, they all gave me dirty looks. FML
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off. I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us. FML
Today, I was buying condoms but was a little embarrassed so I went to the self-check. I scanned the condoms, then a magazine and tried to put the condoms under the magazines to hide them. The store guy saw me, thought I was shoplifting and I was kicked out of the store. FML
Today, I was in the 'intimacy' section of Walmart. After grabbing 2 boxes of condoms and a vibrating ring I turn around to see my ex boyfriend's mom. I smile awkwardly and put my head down as I walk away, causing me to colide with his dad and send my 'goodies' all over the floor. FML
Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML
Today, I found out what it's like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in your car, then spend the next two hours shopping with her. Alone. FML
Today, I was at Target deciding what chap-stick to get when an old lady violently hit me with her umbrella and kept yelling at me saying, "You are too young for this! Think twice!" FML
Today, I walked in on my girlfriend cheating on me. The guy turned around and said, "Sorry, I borrowed your condoms." FML
Today, I was standing in line at the checkout, and my children were arguing with each other. The guy in front of me sighed loudly and told me over his shoulder: "There're these things called condoms, you know." FML
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MonsterCommenter 4
You sir, have reached level 99 of Assholishness and YDI.
mpsteve137 15
I wish I could hit YDI twice. Douche.
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Comments (231)
TColby 12
Quite honestly the boyfriend probably went a little too far. I think a girl could handle a little judgement from a stranger that, odds are, they will probably never see again on her own. There is no shame in sticking up for your girlfriend but beating the shit out of a person for such a comment is uncalled for.
JustKittyKat 24
For all you know OP, she could be older. Just the other day I saw what seemed to be a teen mom. She ended up being in her twenties. I know this because I overheard so as she was ID'd at the checkout. And, did you ever think that a teenage mother could be a good mom? She could have also been a babysitter. My parents were teens when they had my brother and I. Never did I go to bed hungry, never was I neglected or uncared for, I always had a roof over my head and guess what! My parents are still happily married to this day. Way to assume, OP. You dickmuncher.
Bullpine 11
YDI completely you ass. Keep your thoughts to yourself like the rest of us.
graffitied_love 20
If you have nothing nice to say OP don't say anything at all
PuggieKid 22
Dude. Why?
Shadow_Phantom 26
Some people just can't handle the truth. FYL. Though... you really shouldn't have said anything.
Kiki242 19
There is a chance those kids aren't hers. She could have been babysitting or they used protection and it didn't work. Condoms fail at times.
KBear3109 29
Or they could be older and married, planned on the children they have and don't want anymore.
Kiki242 19
She could have been babysitting you know and If they were hers who is to say she wasn't careful?
motoxraceman2345 1
Could have been his sister pushing the stroller and not her kids. Shouldn't talk shit if your a pussy.
Enslaved 38
How is it too late? She can still have more children afterwards. At least she's using precautions for the next time she has sex. (: ***You didn't deserve to get beat up but think before talking shit about people!
Neopopulas 9
YDI. Keep your stupid, shitty comments to yourself.. Moron