Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML
Today, it was a pretty nice day so I decided I would take a walk through the park to get to work instead of driving. Healthier and better for the planet, right? Wrong. Some little bratty kids were bored apparently and decided to hide behind trees and peg me with water balloons. FML
Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML
Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML
Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML
Today, as I was walking down the street, a car full of hot girls pulled up and asked if I wanted to party. Obviously, I said yes. They then shot at me with party poppers and threw party food all over me. FML
Today, I went for a jog. While passing by my neighbor's house, their six year old son started throwing peanuts at me screaming, "I hope this kills you!" because I'm allergic to peanuts. FML
Today, as I was walking home, a friend passed me by on his moped, and sprayed a bunch of silly string at me. Unfortunately, he hit me in the eye, temporarily blinding me. As I stumbled around blind, I accidentally knocked a bunch of 3 year olds off their bikes, causing them to cry. FML
Today, someone threw an open soda can at me from a car. It missed, so they circled around and threw an unopened can. That one hit. FML
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Top comments
dyates27 0
Little jerks
CarleeBugg123 5
I woulda attacked them with mustard balloons :P
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Comments (225)
franceypants 0
well, I think you should have hot dogs and hamburgers tonight to get all that ketchup off.
crissybear 8
AWESOME... that's just highlarious
PassTheDutch 0
this has nothing to do with the post but what kind of hand gun are you shooting in your picture? if that is you then that's way better than a typical city girl. lol.
punkkitteh1 0
You know, you can be a typical city girl and still shoot guns -.-
crissybear 8
it's a 22 Glock, 40 calib.
BugsBunny1 4
It's just society telling you not to be healthy... Don't fall into the trap OP!
MissBunny25 0
oh.. bunny.. this has become awkward..
BugsBunny1 4
So true...
MissBunny25 0
hmm.. uhh...
roflmango 0
April fools FTW
CassSanchez 5
exactly :)p
CarleeBugg123 5
I woulda attacked them with mustard balloons :P
CaveGirl 0
YDI because you arein Texas...everyone in TX deserves to be pelted with something, preferably large rocks
coolkat77 0
**** off, Texas is the best
MC18 0
Yumm. saving it for laterr
mollyslips 13
nom nom nom ketchup:P
ladiesman219 4
what kind of world do we live in that we can't even take jogs in peace
xDancer101x 0
ha!now water is one thing but ketchup is another....
GoPro2Oh 0
well then they wouldn't be water balloons
IHeartJimi02 0
I was thinking the same thing.