Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML
Today, it was a pretty nice day so I decided I would take a walk through the park to get to work instead of driving. Healthier and better for the planet, right? Wrong. Some little bratty kids were bored apparently and decided to hide behind trees and peg me with water balloons. FML
Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML
Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML
Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML
Today, as I was walking down the street, a car full of hot girls pulled up and asked if I wanted to party. Obviously, I said yes. They then shot at me with party poppers and threw party food all over me. FML
Today, I went for a jog. While passing by my neighbor's house, their six year old son started throwing peanuts at me screaming, "I hope this kills you!" because I'm allergic to peanuts. FML
Today, as I was walking home, a friend passed me by on his moped, and sprayed a bunch of silly string at me. Unfortunately, he hit me in the eye, temporarily blinding me. As I stumbled around blind, I accidentally knocked a bunch of 3 year olds off their bikes, causing them to cry. FML
Today, someone threw an open soda can at me from a car. It missed, so they circled around and threw an unopened can. That one hit. FML
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dyates27 0
Little jerks
CarleeBugg123 5
I woulda attacked them with mustard balloons :P
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Comments (225)
kyhl13 0
thats a great prank lol....no offense
nikki9tails 3
I meant to say balloons
nikki9tails 3
how'd they get the ketchup in the balls?
sweetthing333 0
guess they weren't water balloons then :P
j_cat187 20
i wouda filled them wth asetone
Nashie 0
That poor ketchup what ratbags wasting that ketchup I feel sorry for it, it shouldn't have gone through that pain!
MissBunny25 0
^^^ hahahahaha
trevor12345678 0
hey i was in the passenger seat! jkjk
Xpensive 0
wow, good thing it wasnt where i work at
XxICEW0LFxX 0
obviously they weren't water balloons then, if you just said they were filled with ketchup
dannnn80 0
I wonder how they got the ketchup in the water balloons