COCKYmanUSC
United States
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
never thought I'd say that
Stavanger, Norway
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by pissing by some drunken loon on a segway. FML
CarrieRedburn
United States
Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML
Natalie
United States
Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML
Anonymous
New Zealand
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by egging by some bastard riding a Segway. He still got away. FML
AzNFoo
United States
Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
lynn777
Canada
Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML
Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza
United States
Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML
kellthryn
Stop! Thief!
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
Unhappymothersday
Raleigh, United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
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Mr_Chow 5
I guess gangs got hit by the recession too
Wolveslikepie 4
Haha be happy it wasn't my cousin he does that but fills the guns with piss
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Comments (108)
dansco 25
Wet your pants eh lol ;)
MetallicaRules19 4
Have a ******* cry honestly, "ohhhh i got a little wet instead of dying, bitch bitch bitch, sook sook sook"
chuckbednarik78 0
I lol'd at that one ^^
Vash_41288 10
Lol what has the country truly come to when even our criminals have to scale back!
Schnyduh 4
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha(:
theten_fml 9
Finally a good comment lol
enonymous 9
Why can't we all just get along?
Keyman1212 14
Better than Piss and Hot sauce.
kickazz16 15
Lmfao win!
theten_fml 9
Oh yeah? Where I'm from they use real guns.... =[
gojira666 7
Whoopty ****** doo
krazy_glu3 0
Make a rap song and brag about how you survived a drive-by.
AnonymousTroll 2
Everyone is a child at heart, even gangsters.
YoTengoTomatoes 7
But why is op complaining that they used water guns? Shouldn't he be happy they weren't real guns??
Wolveslikepie 4
Haha be happy it wasn't my cousin he does that but fills the guns with piss
Freeze_fml 17
What the hell.
ejjamael 5
haha that awesome!
brianod 0
how can he piss that much?!
iam_yummylicious 12
He and his friends probably all combined their piss :D.
Badlifesmd 0
Are you OK??????!! ;)
Glockinator 2
Did you seriously just ask someone if they were okay because they got wet?
pixelebrate 0
^ That's what she said?
phillrust 1
Lmfao you made me laugh so hard I dropped my phone.
5t3ff1k4h 47
46 - Excellent. Missed the sarcasm, did ya?
Schnyduh 4
Did they have any water balloons too for grenades?(: haha
KiddNYC1O 22
Lol. Imagine a Semtex stink bomb stuck on you...
Schnyduh 4
Hahaha that would stink(; haha see what I did there? ;D
baby610 4
Lamer #24 haha
phillrust 1
Your so punny
Schnyduh 4
Lol
kickazz16 15
Hey atleast it wasn't a real gun. Lighten up, unless up had to be somewhere lol :)
kickazz16 15
Op***
ThePokemonMaster 5
Right it wasn't a real gun. It was Squirtle using water gun on op.
InsanePPG 25
It was super effective!
chuckbednarik78 0
Getting wet sucks when it's at the wrong time..
slushpup9696 12
Yeah, premature ejaculation sucks.
Vash_41288 10
Could have been worse, they could have also used nerf guns. One in the eye will surely blind you for at least, Least 15 seconds
cgall123 0
I was arrested for something similar, we were throwing water ballons out the window at ppl and someone called the cops on us I was driving my moms car it was not fun when the police caught us
Grayscale 9
#8, YDI, you know that people nowadays has cellphones,tablets,notebooks and they're not waterproof, right? To OP, you should never ever go to Thailand :D
JPChiQYaya 0
15 - What ?
Mr_Chow 5
I guess gangs got hit by the recession too
varkey 7
Well, at least they weren't real guns? All they did was annoy you, so it doesn't really matter.