Today, it was a pretty nice day so I decided I would take a walk through the park to get to work instead of driving. Healthier and better for the planet, right? Wrong. Some little bratty kids were bored apparently and decided to hide behind trees and peg me with water balloons. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML
Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML
Today, I got pushed around by several suspicious mothers in a playground. I just wanted to sit down and rest my feet while I waited for my wife to finish her shopping across the street. FML
Today, I thought I'd take my little sister to the park. After getting bored of playing on the climbers, she thought it would be funny to throw some mud at me; too bad mud wasn’t the only chunky brown stuff on the ground. FML
Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML
Today, I took my dog for a walk in the park. I was enjoying the fresh air until my dog spotted a squirrel and took off running. I ended up getting dragged through the mud and had to walk home covered in dirt and scratches. FML
Today, it was an unusually warm day after many weeks of typical subfreezing temperatures, so my family and I went for a walk in the park. We all came back with mosquito bites. FML
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was in the park for a walk when a ball rolled to my feet. Figuring it belonged to the kids not far off, I wound back and kicked. The ball had actually been kicked by someone else for their dog to chase and I ended up punting it in the head. FML
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coloradodude12 0
I hate undisciplined kids.
shewasalmost18 0
saved yourself a shower, al gore
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Comments (94)
singerguy18 0
That stinks man. Kudos for helping the planet though. :) it's self sacrifice.
baller789 0
YDI for being fat therfore an easy target... Fatass
voodootrucker 0
those water balloons can be so unhealthy and bad for the planet
xero_art 0
exactly what i was thinking....how is the walk no longer healthy or bad for the environment....if anything, they watered that trail, and you weren't dehydrated...
beffburger 0
the plastic that is left over is bad for the enviroment
newmanlyman3 8
not as bad as mannaise filled baloons. *shuders*
lizzilla8297 2
it's still better for the planet!
gerblerr 0
that suckss
shewasalmost18 0
saved yourself a shower, al gore
NightStar 0
Well it was still healthier and better for the planet, even if some brats chucked water balloons at you. That sucks though.
regalarius 0
That wasn't wrong, that was still healthier and better for the planet, unless of course you get sick or something...you're just wet when you get to work now. :- FYL.
coloradodude12 0
I hate undisciplined kids.
jmigs17 19
How do u know they are undisciplined? Maybe they practice their ninja ballooning everyday. What they are is ill mannered.
D0GS_B1T3 0
Well, at least you go cooled off? Just look on the bright side of things. You seem pessimistic for posting something as simple as this and saying it ****** your life.
alex_vik 1
He was probably wearing a suit, which means either the suit is ruined or he has to get it dry cleaned, and dry cleaning costs A LOT.
divineinstrument 2
Yes, because all FMLs on this site result in the rest of the OP's life being completely absolutely ****** up -_- Some people on this site are never satisfied. I don't even know why they bother to come on this site, if they're just gonna moan about how these people's lives aren't actually ****** and how worse things can happen. God I hate them.
pleasetryagain 0
Work is close enough to walk and you've been driving the whole time??? Don't pat yourself on the back for walking once.
coorosandor 2
please try again
Crunchy_fml 0
they threw it at you cause they knew you were full of shit saying you walked only to be "healthy and better the planet"
jonnymohio 2
Water dries, get over it. At least they weren't snowballs.
littlegolferboy 4
Protip: snow is made of water too.
fawfulster 11
He means that waterballoons get you wet but snowballs not only get you wet, but it's cold as **** and hurts like a bitch.