Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML
Today, I was walking to class. While waiting at the crosswalk, a guy cat-called me from his car. I guess he was pissed that I didn't respond, because he purposely drove through a puddle and completely soaked me and the expensive textbook I was holding. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML
Today, my car is being repaired, so I had to catch a bus to work. When the bus came, the driver pulled toward the curb and gunned it through a large puddle of water, then pulled away and continued down the road, leaving me soaking wet. FML
Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML
Today, I halted a cab. It was 12 degrees and snowing outside. When I went to get in, a man shoved me away and I slipped on ice into dirty snow slush, and he stole my cab. As it drove off, the man flipped me off. FML
Today, I was walking to work when it was starting to pour down sideways. I was pretty early anyway, so, I decided to duck into a bus shelter and let it pass. Suddenly, a big truck comes and drenched me with the biggest puddle. Soaking from head to toe. FML
Today, as I was crossing the slush covered street to catch the bus, I slipped and fell right in the middle of the road. A woman in a car rolled down her window. She didn't ask if I was okay but just laughed and took a picture of me covered in cold, wet slush. FML
Today, I got into my boyfriend's car having to pee really badly. I accidentally peed everywhere. He kicked me out. I had to walk four miles home in 20 degree weather. In wet clothes. FML
Today, walking to work in a snowstorm since I don't own a car, a man rolled down his window and screamed, "what are you doing you f***ing freak? you stupid b**ch!", while I waited for a green light to cross. FML
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Sunshinify_fml 0
At least you didn't flick him off a second time...
moioi_fml 0
No, what was rude was the ******** who splashed him in the first place
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Comments (287)
ohmygaaawsh29 0
first
khaya 9
Remember cars are more powerful than humans.
Hide_Yo_Kids 0
what it say?!? D:
Barbourino 0
you deserved it (:
Sunshinify_fml 0
At least you didn't flick him off a second time...
LunaNstars 0
that would have been the best decision to make!
Naomiiiii 0
I think you mean "flip him off," but nice try.
ilovepoppa 0
I agree with 31! lol.
bretty_boieeeeyy 0
I would have
CDABXXX 5
LMFAO
banana_buddy 6
no OP needs to flip him off a second time using both hands, that'll get the message through...
Juliaa15 6
Naomi, since when do you dictate how people say it? To flick someone off means the same thing. Even if it didn't, you did not need to correct it. You understood what they meant obviously. Way to be a bitch about it. Well, nice try at the least.
Pawned71 0
I think u should be grammar teacher^
kmwis_00 6
I was thinking the same thing! She's rude.
aquariusangel420 0
Seems to be alot of dumbasses on here SMH lol
moioi_fml 0
93- LOL I agree SMH
Melvar_10 3
I would thrown a Rock and hid
fromdapointe 0
In this fml I would think of the term "when in doubt, whip it out"
Buck6991 0
93- agreed.
Naomiiiii 0
Well Julia, my comment started out as a joke, good to know you have a sense of humor. All I did was point out a phrase mistake like someone saying "a whole nother" or "all of the sudden." But seeing as I began my comment with "I think," I wouldn't really dictating anyone even if I wasn't joking, I would be voicing my opinion which is what the comment section is for just like you have every right to think Im a bitch for saying that. Kinda hypocritical though after you just did the same thing to me though, huh?
HaiSunshine 0
i see what you did there..
heathersmorin 0
But then you add "nice try." That right there = BITCH!!! Ive heard it called flicked him off, flipping the bird, flip him off, giving the middle finger, fluck for all I care etc. That was a bitch move.
jess6blondie9 3
190, that doesn't sound as "started as a joke." Stop being a bitch. Just because you don't say flick off doesn't mean other people don't.
leearm104 4
you need to work on your jokes then... just voicing my opinion.
nutsackmuscle 0
190 I'm flicking you off right now.
chammi 0
lol grammar police. pathetic.
Frelling 0
227, grammar police, I believe you meant grammar Nazi. Nice try though. ;) (I jest)
itsbryn 0
frelling win. but you should say JK or LAWLZ. not jest. I think. joking obviously
insanesna1l 0
giving the finger, flipping the bird, bird is the word, big bird is the bird, therefore big bird enjoys a good finger
thatfrenchguy 8
I think Naomi and Julia should scrap it out. this comments probably going to get moderated ahh.
dre_bro11 12
I liked it better last year when there were no grammar Nazis, or bitch fights or anything shitty in the comments section, but then again, it adds some more fun to FML I guess.
No_LoveMM 3
190 Good thing you are not a comedian.
heathersmorin 0
190- Whats wrong with saying "all of the sudden?" I know most of the time it's "all of a sudden," but I have had heard it the other way. I guess it all depends where your from and/or how you were raised. But here you go again....
higgs_boson_fml 2
I got 32's joke. everyone else is just being rude and dumb
CardMaster1992 0
227 I like that (I jest) it's one of favorite words to hear :)
scotty2hottie48 0
nobody has a sense of humor anymore. all of you people are way too sensitive about a little thing like that. if you ask me, you sensitive people are the bitches.
T3P33_fml 0
oooh, girl fight! *makes popcorn*
AwesomeAsFcuk 0
I ate a dog once
medotcom 0
272 = badass
lolstenholme 0
lol
xJebu 8
Um I think that should be illegal.
xJebu 8
Um I think that should be illegal.
kaitydidd 0
ha
Ronan_k 0
If there were any rocks near you…
InnocentLies 0
qq
kiran_fml 5
loool that is so mean but hilarious at the same time. at least it was water, not mud
ilovepoppa 0
yeah, but it was dirty water. kinda same-difference...
ShelbyyCakess 0
I'd rather it be mud. I love mud
182crazyking 9
Kinky 84..
AWESOME3SOME 0
181- Stfu.. it isn't kinky until you have a threesome and there is mud involved.
182crazyking 9
Well it looks like you have some experience (avatar lol)
any812 0
U R SO HOT LOL ;D
any812 0
y so serious U R HOT!!! ;D
LaLince 40
lol for #6
Sunshinify_fml 0
Oopss I ment a second time
Barbourino 0
Win
jess6blondie9 3
That's what you get for being rude. -.-
moioi_fml 0
No, what was rude was the ******** who splashed him in the first place
jess6blondie9 3
That dick head that splashed him in the first place can't help that there is slush on the ground. I'm sure they didn't do it on purpose.
moioi_fml 0
But how can you be sure? The driver could have been feeling like a dick and seized the opportunity. But meh, we'll never know.
bbailey19 3
Yea he didn't do it on purpose but he has such short of a temper that he'll turn around and do it again from just being flipped off. Blame Canada.
largefoofighter 0
I would do it on purpose haha
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
I agree with 12. I would have definitely splashed her for flipping me off then laugh at her in the rear view mirror as I drove away!
nerdchic 5
um it is his/her fault bc the driver could have slowed down to not cause a splash... the driver was rude.. I would have done the same thing except not stand in the same place to get splashed again
jess6blondie9 3
Maybe there was slush all around and no matter what speed you went, you would get splashed? It's not their fault. It was rude for them to flip the car driver off. They deserved it the second time.
x3kamking 0
I bet if you got splashed you would flip the driver off too.
baseballin25 0
you guys are dumb OP derserved it. you dont flip people off. you could have some baked lunatic with a shotgun blow your head off. u never know who ur pissin off
jess6blondie9 3
No, if someone splashed me with their car, I wouldn't flip them off. That's not classy. I'd be mad, but there's no need for it. That's not doing anything besides making you look like an ass, and pissing people off.
TheNewGuy03 29
i wouldn't be mad. i'd just try to blow their car up, that's all. nothing too extreme. |the kid|
jess6blondie9 3
Lol^^
eliwalks 0
How bout we go splash you while your walking down the street with all that makeup and see what you do about it ha.
Barbourino 0
Watch where you point your fingers
broccoli2 0
upwards?
lmaoatall 6
you deserve it, well, maybe not the first splash by, but definantley the second. what the hell were you thinking provokeing a person with the power at his finger tips, and capable of doing it again. I would have rooster tailed your ass