Miscellaneous: Today, my friend called me at work to tell me that someone had...

Username 1 April 2011, 17:50 United States

Today, my friend called me at work to tell me that someone had hit my motorcycle and that it was in pretty bad shape. I chuckled and waited for the "April fools" that would follow. A picture of my wrecked bike came instead. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Misterhippo 2 September 2009, 00:04 United States

Today, my best friend thought it would be funny push me off my bike. He thought it was even funnier when the paramedic accidentally dropped me. FML

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Anonymous 18 April 2013, 21:02 Batanovci, Bulgaria

Today, I was riding my bike home from the store. Wanting to impress some passers-by, I tried to do a trick on a sharp turn. I hit a pole with my balls. As I was lying on the ground in agony, a guy pulled over, took a picture, and took off laughing. FML

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Anonymous 19 June 2011, 01:11 Canada

Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML

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Tequila 20 June 2011, 16:12 Netherlands

Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML

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IDontGetPaidEnoughForThisShit 1 April 2015, 02:15 Hawthorn, Australia

Today, on my day off, I received a call from my boss asking why I wasn't at work yet. After getting dressed and an hour-long train ride later, I got there only to find out that it was an April Fool's prank. I had to take the train back home. FML

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fuck right off 4 April 2015, 17:32 Coalville, United Kingdom

Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML

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Anonymous 2 April 2009, 13:52 United States

Today, my boyfriend called me in the middle of the night and told me he got mugged and was on his way to the hospital. I told him to fuck off because that was a horrible April Fool's joke. He asked if I wanted to talk to the paramedic. I told him to stop bothering me. Turns out it was true. FML

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Anonymous 8 April 2025, 09:00 Victoria, United States

Bad omen

Today, I got a call from the dealership I was trying to work a deal with. After finishing the paperwork at the dealership, I tried to leave on my brand new Harley Davison. It wouldn’t start, so someone came back after hours to jump start my new bike, only to wipe out in the street there, wrecking my new bike. FML

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wrongnumber 14 January 2011, 08:37 United States

Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML

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Samm Povich 25 February 2012, 05:36 United States

Biker down

Today, while working as a police dispatcher, I took a call for a motorcycle accident that occurred near my house. After obtaining all the essential information I realized the rider was my brother. He doesn't own a motorcycle, but I do. FML

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KaitHud 0

1 April 2011, 23:13

At least OP has a bike...? It's wrecked. May as well have been stolen- it's not usable and OP will still have to pay for it... Unless they had insurance, like you should've. Dumb ass.

Echo963 1

1 April 2011, 22:39

atleast u have bike, mine was stolen! and I'm still paying for it

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Echo963 1

1 April 2011, 22:39

atleast u have bike, mine was stolen! and I'm still paying for it

intheboot 0

1 April 2011, 22:52

insurance ftw!

KaitHud 0

1 April 2011, 23:13

At least OP has a bike...? It's wrecked. May as well have been stolen- it's not usable and OP will still have to pay for it... Unless they had insurance, like you should've. Dumb ass.

robnunzi12 2

1 April 2011, 23:27

couldn't have said it better

blackbird31 0

1 April 2011, 23:53

buy a car then you can do the wrecking Also, cars are better

soiheardyoufaile 4

2 April 2011, 00:36

ah cars are better eh... have fun paying for fuel :)

bootzilla_fml 0

2 April 2011, 00:44

I hope you have insurance

sirdolittle 0

2 April 2011, 00:44

Yeah, right ! Especially in heavy traffic, rush hour, for parking, ... So true, bikes are really useless !!! -_- As an owner of one myself, I feel your pain OP. Hope it's not totaled !!