Today, I was on my way to work when my ex-wife drove past me in the car she got from me. She fucked me over so hard in the divorce that I have to ride my bike to work while wearing a full suit. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, we had our divorce hearing and now it is final. As we were leaving the courthouse, I told my ex-wife how happy I was that we were finally free from each other. Then my junky old van wouldn't start and I had to beg her for a ride home. FML
Today, I was nearly T-Boned at a stop sign by my ex-roommate. I moved 10 miles away to get away from her after her midlife crisis, and her losing the house, and now avoid her end of town. She now works outside my apartment. FML
Today, I walked from my friend's wedding to my divorce. FML
Today, my my soon to be ex-wife found out I was telling the truth and never cheated. She wanted to get back together but I told her that we're too far into the divorce proceedings to turn back, and there's just no fixing our marriage. She then told me she's filing for full custody with no visitation rights. FML
Today, I rode my bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal for turning left. A car passing the opposite way veered towards me and attempted to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over my body and my bike is in two pieces. FML
Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML
Today, I went out to where I'd parked my bike only to find that someone had stolen my bike seat. Not the bike, just the seat. I had to ride my bike two miles home in the rain like I was climbing a hill in the Tour de France, while other cyclists moved out of my way in confusion, all while trying to avoid me. FML
Today, I found out that due to the fact that I got divorced, the insurance for my car is going up. A year after she took everything, she is still costing me money. FML
Today, at work, my vindictive, cheating ex made me clean and inspect her new wedding ring. FML
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Top comments
thawny_fml 21
Just keep pedalling.
Pleonasm 36
At least she didn't leave you only with half; imagine riding a unicycle to work!
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Comments (126)
nialls_girl 13
That really sucks, OP. Just keep pedaling.
ZY1431 24
thats a dirty bitch for ya. sorry but honestly to really **** someone over like that regardless of the situation ia really low.
beever08 2
Listen man I've been there... It really does get better... I wish you all the best..
laden_swallow09 35
Ever notice the couples who could use a prenup the most never get one?
BrotherPhil 35
Proof that women are more intelligent than men.
YFOS_fml 17
at least you'll be healthier than her ;)
Dcm210 19
I'm sorry op, at least you learned your lesson to never get married.
missbrit818 20
:(
dschuler88 3
would of been funny though if she honked and waved, still what a bitch. I have buddies in the same boat, I feel for you
Miscellanonymous 8
#78 and sometimes the law is bullshit. everything between a divorce should be equalized. just as a relationship should be. it sucks both ways to be hurt. but to take someone for everything they got is pathetic and belittling your character. your no better, if not worst.
besosforme 26
At least you'll be in great shape... and looking damn classy while you do it! :) I saw a sign recently that I liked that said, "A car runs on money and makes you fat. A bike runs on fat and saves you money."