Today, I rode my bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal for turning left. A car passing the opposite way veered towards me and attempted to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over my body and my bike is in two pieces. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, as I pulled to a halt at a stop sign, a cyclist ripped through the air, slammed straight into my fender, and almost launched over my car. I ended up being cited for reckless driving. FML
Today, while riding my bike on the sidewalk, I came across a ladder. To avoid bad luck, I swerved around it into the street. I got hit by a car. FML
Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML
Today, I rode my new bike for the first time. I made it less than 100 feet from my driveway before I was almost flattened by someone driving on the wrong side of the road. Upside: I managed to get out of the way. Downside: I did it by slamming my brand new, expensive bike into a wall. FML
Today, I got lunch with a girl I really like. On the way, for some idiotic reason I decided it would be a good idea to show off by jumping up to high-five the red hand on a traffic sign. I ended up slipping and slamming full-force into the pole. I now have a bruise on my face. FML
Today, I was sent to the hospital after being hit by a car while on my bicycle. The police officer said it was my fault for not looking, even though the car pulled up without looking. I now have a small herniated disc in my neck and abrasions on my thigh. FML
Today, I came out from the E.R. with an arm cast and stitches on my head, all because a cyclist ran me over on a pedestrian walkway and got away. FML
Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML
Today, while biking, I got into a major crash with two cars. The cars were parked. FML
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Cali_Chick 0
That totally sucks! More bike riders should use hand signals. They don't have turn-signals on their bike like a car does. I vote its an FYL since the moron driving obviously wasn't paying attention in driver's ed.
Prawn_fml 2
Gripes. Hope that moron's paying for that.
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Comments (262)
purpleiscool 0
Ouch.:[ FYL.
anonymousjason 0
Niiiiiiice.
chimmy 0
definitely fyl. i hope the other driver is paying for ur new bike, what an idiot!
apfunction 0
haha, that's great, he tried to give you a high five. fyl, but that's still funny.
JamesM9794 0
WTF my dad used to ride all the time and he woulda reproted the guy
pittsburghpens1 0
hahahahhahaha I know someone who does that. it's so funny to watch him. if u were from pennsylvania , i totally would think u were him
samadams42 0
He's the retarded policeman...
uberledge 0
haha fantastic!
31889 0
wht idiot would do that?
scottvodka 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
who handsignals these days? ydi
xine10 0
duh! couldnt understand dude? he riding a BIKE!
nathan5 0
hippy alert!! haha loving the look maaaann!
bekah1993 5
Smart people?
Prawn_fml 2
Gripes. Hope that moron's paying for that.
wtrplochica 0
Haha how the he'll did that happen
tisiphone_fml 0
... For once I gots nothing. Was he high?
wRIPPERw 23
Why don't you try reading the FML again.
narutofan001 16
I moderated this one :) FYL for sure, it could've been worse
shadowkin666 0
Y would he want to give u a high five?
ndvorsky 4
The left hand signal is putting your open hand strait out to your left side like a high 5
mrlawlor7777 26
The right turn signal is more high-five friendly.
Boldmongoose 0
get a car, it's fast
Cali_Chick 0
That totally sucks! More bike riders should use hand signals. They don't have turn-signals on their bike like a car does. I vote its an FYL since the moron driving obviously wasn't paying attention in driver's ed.
spillproof 0
Ouch, FYL for sure dude