Today, I was on my way to work when my ex-wife drove past me in the car she got from me. She fucked me over so hard in the divorce that I have to ride my bike to work while wearing a full suit. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, we had our divorce hearing and now it is final. As we were leaving the courthouse, I told my ex-wife how happy I was that we were finally free from each other. Then my junky old van wouldn't start and I had to beg her for a ride home. FML
Today, I was nearly T-Boned at a stop sign by my ex-roommate. I moved 10 miles away to get away from her after her midlife crisis, and her losing the house, and now avoid her end of town. She now works outside my apartment. FML
Today, I walked from my friend's wedding to my divorce. FML
Today, my my soon to be ex-wife found out I was telling the truth and never cheated. She wanted to get back together but I told her that we're too far into the divorce proceedings to turn back, and there's just no fixing our marriage. She then told me she's filing for full custody with no visitation rights. FML
Today, I rode my bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal for turning left. A car passing the opposite way veered towards me and attempted to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over my body and my bike is in two pieces. FML
Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML
Today, I went out to where I'd parked my bike only to find that someone had stolen my bike seat. Not the bike, just the seat. I had to ride my bike two miles home in the rain like I was climbing a hill in the Tour de France, while other cyclists moved out of my way in confusion, all while trying to avoid me. FML
Today, I found out that due to the fact that I got divorced, the insurance for my car is going up. A year after she took everything, she is still costing me money. FML
Today, at work, my vindictive, cheating ex made me clean and inspect her new wedding ring. FML
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thawny_fml 21
Just keep pedalling.
Pleonasm 36
At least she didn't leave you only with half; imagine riding a unicycle to work!
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Comments (126)
vikky538 29
there's a reason we all call the ex as the devil..
jen1097 25
Woo
jelrid 30
What gave her such grounds as to make off with so much stuff during the divorce?
Vickeh 15
Can't stress enough the importance of getting pre-nups...
PNiggZ 19
Well, Karma may be on your side so maybe you'll be laughing at her fat ass once she marries some loser and you'll be with the person you deserve, driving your new family car
JLDork 11
or maybe karma already played out and that's why he got ****** so hard in the divorce.
Echoa21 18
Doesn't matter what he did, no one should be ****** over like this in a divorce.
JLDork 11
by ****** over, you mean got the car? seriously? if there was only one car, someone had to get it. how do you know he deserved it more than her?
Retaheki 27
Maybe because he bought it.
EyesofStone 27
Chances are they bough it together. Both names on the loan. Both making the payments.
Echoa21 18
#80 Just a reminder that you were the one that said he got ****** in the divorce first so those are your words not mine. Also, yes losing a car is getting ****** over as they usually cost a huge sum of money. Btw let's not ignore the fact that, generally speaking, when a divorce happens the man always gets the raw end of the deal.
JLDork 11
My response of getting ****** over was in response to yours, claiming karma would bite her in the ass for daring to get a car in a divorce that we know nothing about. Personally, I don't think there's enough information here to say who got ******, if anyone did. OP could just be bitter that she got something he wanted.
spicyclubsauce 13
What did you do?
Darwin54 6
Why do divorced cost so much? Because they are worth it!
KingreX32 21
MGTOW
0mysteriousman0 22
The best revenge is a great life... You may be pedalling now... And she's got an ill-gotten car... If you truly want it... You'll be in a far better place than her in no time!!!
cwstrambi 4
Forget her OP, things will get better