Today, I was on my way to work when my ex-wife drove past me in the car she got from me. She fucked me over so hard in the divorce that I have to ride my bike to work while wearing a full suit. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, we had our divorce hearing and now it is final. As we were leaving the courthouse, I told my ex-wife how happy I was that we were finally free from each other. Then my junky old van wouldn't start and I had to beg her for a ride home. FML
Today, I was nearly T-Boned at a stop sign by my ex-roommate. I moved 10 miles away to get away from her after her midlife crisis, and her losing the house, and now avoid her end of town. She now works outside my apartment. FML
Today, I walked from my friend's wedding to my divorce. FML
Today, my my soon to be ex-wife found out I was telling the truth and never cheated. She wanted to get back together but I told her that we're too far into the divorce proceedings to turn back, and there's just no fixing our marriage. She then told me she's filing for full custody with no visitation rights. FML
Today, I rode my bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal for turning left. A car passing the opposite way veered towards me and attempted to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over my body and my bike is in two pieces. FML
Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML
Today, I went out to where I'd parked my bike only to find that someone had stolen my bike seat. Not the bike, just the seat. I had to ride my bike two miles home in the rain like I was climbing a hill in the Tour de France, while other cyclists moved out of my way in confusion, all while trying to avoid me. FML
Today, I found out that due to the fact that I got divorced, the insurance for my car is going up. A year after she took everything, she is still costing me money. FML
Today, at work, my vindictive, cheating ex made me clean and inspect her new wedding ring. FML
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thawny_fml 21
Just keep pedalling.
Pleonasm 36
At least she didn't leave you only with half; imagine riding a unicycle to work!
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Comments (126)
orangeink25 3
I'm not even joking, I wouldn't have even divorced her. I would have hit with a car and there her in a ditch. what a ho.
roverman89 3
It's your own fault you married her then let her take you to the cleaners. Maybe you should have spent some more money on a decent lawyer
Shade1982 21
No lawyer can change a marriage agreement.
Eloxia 7
Anything purchased during a marriage is considered property of both parties. That included the $150,000 inheritance that was left to me by my mother when she passed away. My ex-husband spent $30,000 in one day, on what I'll never know exactly, because he considered me too stupid to understand a bank account, but the theory is he paid off all his credit cards from before we were married. Nothing could be done because he was married to me. He now lives in a new house with two new cars and has custody of our child, because after the divorce I was making minimum wage and ended up homeless because I didn't get a house. I did get the car though, and the transmission was bad. But, I was still happy to get out of a bad situation. So, really it sucks but none of us know the whole story from one FML post.
Shade1982 21
That really depends on your marriage agreement though. If you have assets like that, you always get a prenup. And if you got the money during the marriage, you can still secure that with a postnuptial agreement.
Notverycreeative 13
**** her self entitlement. Now you can save more money without spending it on her.. Buy a nicer car, get a hotter girlfriend, call it a day.
dark_angel4121 12
Don't worry; karma is a beauty bitch. She'll get what's coming to her. Maybe a totaled car is in the near future.
ITSUPEREFFECTIVE 12
All YDI's are OP's Ex-Wife.
gravvve 13
Phoenix Wright
aguynamednick 20
arrested development! ftw
NostalgiaFreak9 43
We'll think of it this way, at least you're getting exercise, while she's just putting her foot down on a pedal and not moving her legs as much as you are. ;)
HUGBUG 23
How does She get your car