Today, I set my alarm and got up early to view the Super Blue Blood Moon. I was all wrapped up in a blanket and had a perfect view from my backyard. It’s been a truly amazing experience, made even more exciting by the sprinklers turning on. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got to see a waterfall up close. Too bad it was in my bedroom. FML
Today, I awoke to a series of almighty explosions in the middle of the night. Turns out I fell asleep with my AirPods in to a “Soothing rain” soundtrack, which had turned to “Storms and thunder” at some point. I pissed the bed. FML
Today, my phone alarm went off at 3 AM. I don't remember setting it, but it turns out I'd somehow activated an old "Wake up for a meteor shower" reminder. Despite it being the wrong day by months, I got up, looked outside, and only then did my brain kick into gear and I realized it was set for the wrong date. FML
Today, I can’t sleep because the moon is full. No, wait, that’s actually the floodlight from the neighboring farm shining in my window. Apparently, they thought it a good idea to hook the thing up to a motion detector, so the cats and mice can play disco lights at midnight. FML
Today, I came home to my bed and most of my room soaking wet. This morning, my mom thought it would be "smart" to warm up my room by opening the skylight above my bed. There were heavy showers all day today. FML
Today, I woke up early to watch the sunrise from the top of a mountain after a two-hour hike in the dark. I reached the summit just in time for the most spectacular sunrise… then realized that my camera battery had been sitting on the charger at home the entire time. FML
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
Today, I felt rain on my face. I looked up and saw a man peeing out of a hot air balloon. FML
Today, to help with my insomnia, I downloaded some relaxing rain MP3s and set them to loop. For the first time in ages, I fell asleep within minutes. Somewhere around 5, however, the sound of trickling water caused my bladder to empty itself all over my bed. FML
Today, I left work at 11pm. It was cold and dark, and I was anxious to get home, so I cut across some soccer fields to get to my car. About halfway across, the sprinklers came on. FML
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copperlund 14
That’s an experience that only happens once in a blue moon 😂
RichardPencil 32
Super Blue Wet Blood Moon. Sounds vaguely obscene.
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RichardPencil 32
Super Blue Wet Blood Moon. Sounds vaguely obscene.
copperlund 14
That’s an experience that only happens once in a blue moon 😂
Lobby_Bee 18
You wouldn't want to miss this. Great idea having the sprinklers be the anti snooze button.
RichardPencil 32
Haha! My mom invented that when I was a teenager!
Bakemono 4
The question is, is water wet doe?
Josie Stiger 10
I was in school when it occurred for me
Dusclops2002 9
At least you got to see it. It was way too cloudy where I was.
Tressa95 12
I woke up to watch it, and I couldn't see through the clouds