Today, I was going to hang out with the girl I like, because she was leaving for the rest of the Summer. She had to cancel to go shopping with her grandma "all day." At 1 o'clock, she came online and told me how much fun she had with this guy I really don't like. She forgot that she lied to me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML
Today, the girl I like said she was out drinking with a friend. I'm pretty sure she has been lying about all the times she has "fallen asleep" and could not talk, and is actually seeing other people. FML
Today, an old friend of mine texted me, saying we should hang out. I thought it was really sweet and was excited to see her again, until she realized that she was texting the wrong person, and canceled our plans immediately. FML
Today, I was planning on going on a date with a girl I've really liked. She told me today was the only we could hang out before her trip. I got an expensive hair cut, planned on cooking her dinner, and pulled a few strings and got on the list for a big concert. Turns out she'd rather go shopping FML
Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML
Today, I messed up again. Every time I like a girl, something goes wrong, either because of me or my friend. She was supposed to hang out with us, but she brought a friend who’s my friend’s ex, and he wouldn’t go with her. I had to choose, and I chose my friend over an uncertain relationship. FML
Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her Facebook status said, "Pointless day, gone to bed." FML
Today, I introduced the girl I was talking to my best friend, and we all hung out. Until this day, her and I were doing great. After my friend left, she started gushing about how hot he is. He wasn't hitting on her at all. I reminded her that, and that he has a girlfriend. She was calm, but visibly upset. FML
Today, I finally got to spend a good amount of time with this girl I had been trying to get with for weeks, only to realize I wasn't that into her. I asked my friend for help and he proceeded to literally drag me away from her, while I pretended to try and stop him. FML
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dimkims 0
I can picture this as an FML from her view too, except hers would be a YDI. haha
Tubasaurus 0
At least you know that she's incredibly stupid. Keep that in mind if you still want to date her.
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a1mostevi1 0
pwned...
AdmanRulz 0
epicly...
Rouge_Plague 0
Pwnage of epic proportions!
niemann2006 0
more like fake, this is just like the one where he lied to get out of the GRANDMAS funeral.
KumoFF7 3
yes, fake because if something happens, it can never happen again in the history of the world.
michael32123 0
facepalmq
suki987 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Which is exactly why you don't lie -_-# ..who goes shopping with their grandmother in the first place???
anniebananie 3
Umm.. lots of people. Grandmothers love to buy things for their grandkids.
spazzdoodle 0
Going shopping with your grandma is like being a little kid at the candy store with a blank check! And to the OP: YDI. Should have told her you liked her in the first place; only when you guys are going out is it a FML and not a YDI.
DameGreyWulf 1
I love shopping with my grandmother, even if we rarely actually buy anything. It's called spending time with your family :c OP, FYL. But, obviously, you're not crushing on the right people if they're bitches like that.
suki987 0
I guess I just don't have the right kind of loving family then =
curryndricegirll 0
i think in this case, it's probably the OP's fault. he was probably too obvious about his hate for this guy, so she felt that she had to lie about it to spend time with this guy. oh...and YDI, because of your entitlement...she's not your girlfriend, she's allowed to have a life.
Pink_ElePhant88 0
#39 My grandparents died before I was born, I wouldn't know. OP: That's a hint she isn't interested in you, maybe find a girl that likes to be with you and appreciates you.
qwerty123456789 0
Pink Elephant- OP's issue is that the girl agreed to spend time with him, then reneged, and LIED to him about why. Not that she didn't spend time with him.
waterynuggets 0
Uh what, obviously he is upset she didn't spend time with him.
xxdani 0
I LOVE shopping with my grandparents! She seriously begs to buy me anything I want, it's great!
DarthExecutor 0
Don't be stupid. How is it "entitlement" to expect someone you're supposed to hang out with to show up? Or at least not lie about why they cancel.
dimkims 0
I can picture this as an FML from her view too, except hers would be a YDI. haha
666midnight 0
Yea i know how you feel dude, has happened to me a few times, girls lying and ditching me at last mintue, just be ******* honest its not so hard girls!
spacer_ 0
right, because all men are saints who never lie or cheat.
666midnight 0
I've never, but seriously like just be honest say you're going out with someone else or something, tbh im one of them people who prefer to know truth no matter how ugly it is rather than find it out later on, at least then you know where things stand
genius_man16 1
#9 what he said applies to guys too, but since the OP was a girl it was more appropriate to say "girls"
Desapig 0
No, but for some reason "lying to those nerdy guys" is a habit that is considered acceptable by womankind.
CryingHowls 0
you're better off without the lying bitchwhore
Tubasaurus 0
At least you know that she's incredibly stupid. Keep that in mind if you still want to date her.
spacer_ 0
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Nacirema20 0
Lmao!!!!! thats ****** up!!! lol. FYL! :-)
drinkupgorgeous 0
Santa Claus.
possiblyapotato 10
wut...
letitbe56 0
Well, that does really suck. However, it sounds like you're in middle school or early high school. And that in itself is more of an FYL than this story. It gets better, friend. You'll never even think about her once you make it to college.
spacer_ 0
IF he makes it to college.
letitbe56 0
Well...if he IS in middle school, and his FML is that typo-free, I'm optimistic about his college chances.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
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