Today, a guy informed me that the cute, really tiny little leather bracelet with little silver hearts and several snaps that I'd found in a head shop is actually a cock ring. I'm a girl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend proposed. He gave me a really unique ring that I absolutely loved… at first. When I showed it off to my friends, one of them laughed so hard that she started crying, and said it looks just like a vagina. She's right, and now I can't unsee it. FML
Today, my husband went on a boys' night but I found his wedding ring on the nightstand so I confronted him when he got home. He was wearing his ring. What I had was a brass olive ring for plumbing so now I look like a jealous idiot. FML
Today, I went to a mall and got some really awesome shoes. I went home to find out that they are actually women's shoes. I'm a dude. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
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sherri 0
You either have a wrist the size of a baby, or this is for an extremely well endowed male!
fb_fml 0
#3 - maybe it has "several snaps" to adjust the size and she had it on the largest?
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Comments (81)
Tehalon 0
I dont get the FML part in this o.0
PurpleLlamas 0
1-she was wearing a **** ring around her wrist
Evan2297 0
Hehe.. Head shop..
fakedsincerity 32
Me either. As long as it was new and unworn by a dick, who cares?
jake_fml 0
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no i be number 2!!!!!!!!
sherri 0
You either have a wrist the size of a baby, or this is for an extremely well endowed male!
L0VExoxo 10
that's what I was thinking
fb_fml 0
#3 - maybe it has "several snaps" to adjust the size and she had it on the largest?
Ch_rae5 19
that's what I was thinking too! but whoever can fit that last snap must be pretty confident:)
videogame_loser 0
I mean, that is a common misconception right?
jake_fml 0
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heehee your wearing a dick ring, heeheeheeheeheeheehee i can't stop gigeling
Akalia_fml 7
I can't stop GIGGLING either. :0)
spazz666 18
You forgot to correct "your" You're*
blahblahblah44 0
how is this a fml? it's just a funny story..
frankoisdarkel 0
shouldve asked where you could get more, if it was that cute.
sunrises_fml 0
i don't even know how this would work. i have the tiniest wrists/hands. bracelets are always too big & bangles just fall off, but i once tried to put my ex's **** ring on my wrist as a joke and it felt like it was going to cut off the circulation... so wtffff?
Somefruits 24
Maybe it was one of those **** rings that goes around the balls too...? Perhaps then it would be big enough to fit on OP's wrist.
z_vet 0
So what is FML part of it?