werewolfoflondon
Canada
Today, I got fired over MSN. I wasn't even online at the time. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got fired from the job I'd had for eleven years for going onto Facebook while on the clock. When I got home, I saw that my boss had updated his status, from work, to "Finally fired that bitch." FML
fml
United States
Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML
Volunteer
Elwood, United States
Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML
amf
United States
Reasons to be cheerful, pt. 4
Today, I got fired via text. The last sentence was, "Wish you the best, take care!" FML
fired
Australia
Today, I was fired for the second time in as many days. I received a letter notifying me that I would no longer be working for the company, effective immediately. When I did not attend work the next day, I received a phone call firing me for not turning up. FML
Rae
United States
Today, I was fired for not attending a mandatory meeting. I confronted my boss and told her I never heard anything about it, she told me that daily reminders had been sent out via email for weeks. She then discovered that she failed to enter my email address in the system. I was still fired. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was fired for actively seeking employment with another company. Because of having just been fired, the other company will no longer give me the time of day. FML
Anonymous
Today, while on vacation, I got fired for not working a shift I wasn't scheduled for. Even after texting my boss a copy of my vacation approval letter, she still fired me. FML
damngurl
Make your minds up
Today, I got fired. Yesterday was my birthday and I was told I was getting a promotion. FML
Top comments
redbluegreen 41
Could that be because you're a werewolf who lies about his location?
knibbsy 4
I hope your boss did it while using one of the ridiculous winks that are found on MSN. Nothing says "you're fired" like a silly creature who died from pushing the same Atari button repeatedly.
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Comments (83)
Currentlyonfire 4
trolololololol lololol lolol. trolololol. duba duba du
agentxyv 0
that pretty much sums it up.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
Thats what you get for being on **** and not msn
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
O and first by default! DEFAULT! DEFAULT! DEFAULT!
Currentlyonfire 4
lucky my post was deleted. again.
madarchod 0
U r not first but second
Ruff_fml 3
He said first by ->default<-. Retard.
syddyb 0
YDI, for doing something that got you fired. and maybe there was no other way to contact OP?
UHGG 0
lol I used msn in like 4th fourth grade...I never even get on anymore. Skype FTW!!!!
drsheena 0
just so you know that's illegal. and you would get your job back.
taytay6510 6
:P nicee
docbrown_fml 0
exactly what I was going to say
TheMexicanFlash 0
Lol ikr
redbluegreen 41
Could that be because you're a werewolf who lies about his location?
doctordoom 0
lol zingger
olarvman 5
it could be..yes! my God you're right!
OnlyAvailableID 28
At least he can get a job as a guard in Canadian Hogwarts.
karmaslave 5
Win.
Chris93Jones 20
London Ontario? o.o
therevolution 0
lol wow someone got out of doing the dirty work....but sucks OP best of luck
knibbsy 4
I hope your boss did it while using one of the ridiculous winks that are found on MSN. Nothing says "you're fired" like a silly creature who died from pushing the same Atari button repeatedly.
takeapieandrun 9
Lmao, you should just show up to work like you didn't get the message.
77taylah33 0
you will look really stupid
tygerarmy 35
Maybe the OP has things to pick up at the office. I'd like to know why I was fired and if the OP didn't check MSN they wouldn't even know about it. The only person who looks stupid here is the manager.
DenisV95 2
Yeah haha!
xThatAsianGurlx 0
Awww that sucks! @12 that would've been funny if they did that
Bano360 25
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knibbsy 4
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kill
redbluegreen 41
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FFML_314 12
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redbluegreen 41
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SadinSherman 16
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InDenial 6
C-c-combo breaker!
iampunk 0
Asshole ^
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D-d-dick
hahaalolz 0
InDenial, you suck giant ballsack coverd in 27 different mens sperm with baby homosexuals swimming around in them all licking assholes covered in menstrual blood.
Draminicaus 0
Oh, c'mon. That was funny. I didn't see that one coming until it was too late. xD
DocBastard 40
the Ah, shit.
Bano360 25
thing is, i was typing and the send is next to the backspace on my phone and sent by accident
Bano360 25
would