Today, I woke up and had a flick through my camera photos. To my disgust my mother had taken pictures of herself, drunk out of her mind, naked with goggles on in our hot tub. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up only to find my half-naked drunk mother in my living room, talking in her sleep about how much she hates me. She still doesn't see what's wrong with this picture. FML
Today, my mom asked me to take a picture of her and a friend before they went out to dinner. I was getting ready to take the picture when I noticed the box showing the most recent picture. It was a nude. Of my mom. FML
Today, my dad gave me his old camera. I got home and eagerly turned it on to start using it. I was greeted by a photo of my father drunk, smiling, naked, and covered in peanut butter. FML
Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, I discovered my mother went into the local pub where I work part time, got very drunk, and flashed her boobs at everyone. I found out when a picture was posted on Facebook. FML
Today, I took pictures of myself and my girlfriend doing naughty things together on my camera. My mom later asked me if she could borrow the camera for the weekend. Without thinking, I gave her the camera. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom taking nude pictures of herself in the kitchen, wearing just a Santa hat. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover from hell. My clothes were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom taking nude pictures of herself in the kitchen, with only a Santa hat on. FML
Today, while I was showering, my 3 year-old son came to the bathroom and put on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterwards, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked. FML
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Top comments
WTFKuro 0
Yeah, I'd hate to see pictures of my mother with goggles on too.
perdix 31
She probably got your camera wet -- one way or another.
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Comments (51)
WTFKuro 0
Yeah, I'd hate to see pictures of my mother with goggles on too.
nuts_in_your_fac 1
Photos or it didn't happen.
brightnite 0
Only 1 thing to do. Send it in to myexgf.com
BlackMoon_fml 9
Good luck getting those pictures out of your head.
TrippyGreenSkull 2
#1, I dunno, your mum looks pretty good with goggles on!! ;-)
rockhound 0
^^....especially when she's naked
skittle68 0
Your mom sounds full of win!!!
tj79 3
she has earned a spot in my top ten list of heros
chuk_norris_fml 0
If she was drunk how'd the get on the goggles haha?
cmac86 24
I tell you there is nothing I hate worse than seeing my mom in goggles.
starcraft2FTW 0
you know you liked it
Annzy 0
Fyl. If my mother did that, my camera would be out the window in no time.
DuckOnAStick 0
On my camera, I would probably just delete the photo or have a nice fap session. Either way better than wasting a perfectly good camera.
Mesocoollike 8
Or would you?
wildcatman 0
A nice fap session indeed.
MyFirstKiss 0
what is fap?
lol_ironic_life 9
#33 it's the sound of the penis in hand motion while one is masturbating. Usually it is seen like this..."fap fap fap".
Scorpio_DR 0
wow...sorry bout that
Schazam 0
Scorpio did you take the photos?
caseyn31 0
damn then goggles. they make me sick. lmao OP FYL
nibawan 0
so you were upset about the goggles or the nudity?
maddiesman 0
I wuld be upset about the goggles haha
MissErikaHart 0
that sucks! once when I was visiting my parents they told me he had taken a bunch of pics of my son. I was looking through my dad's phone at the pics and I came across my moms nude pic
MyFirstKiss 0
i know parents need to keep those things "private" not public
1221jamw 11
Who just wakes up and looks through their camera? I'm sensing a sad sack as an OP.
perdix 31
She probably got your camera wet -- one way or another.
1221jamw 11
You're awesome.
maryjaneslover7 0
your moms gangster
FFML_314 12
Your mom got confused when she heard the term beer goggles. She was under the impression that when she was drunk, putting goggles on would somehow make her appealing. As for the hot tub part, the woman is old, it's the only way she knows how to get wet.