Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in three days. FML
Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML
Today, I threw a party while my parents were gone. I forgot that our alarm automatically turns on at 11 pm, so when people opened the door, it went off. I couldn't find the number for the alarm company, so the cops showed up. Everyone started cheering because they thought they were strippers. FML
Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML
Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML
Today, my parents used my going away party as a cover up for my sister's surprise party. I didn't know until they brought out the cake. FML
Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said, "I won't tell if you don't tell, please don't tell your mother." FML
Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML
Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML
Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML
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Top comments
wolfstar126 25
You're a special kind of stupid aren't you?
Mightyrif 23
YDI, plain and simple.
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Comments (58)
wolfstar126 25
You're a special kind of stupid aren't you?
ironmany_fml 23
mayne he is just "special"?
HDMi127 10
lol, but he was drunk, I think if anyone is drunk they are a special kind of stupid.
Mightyrif 23
YDI, plain and simple.
miketopgunmike1 25
If only they had a button that said that........oh wait, they do!!
natashamilan 13
Thanks for clarifying. No one had any idea.
Kate Amanda 2
lol they meant you dumb idiot not you deserve it lol
trellz17 19
You must've been totally wasted to not remember doing that. Hope you had fun though
Exsequor 14
I have plenty of experience with both being blackout drunk and drunk dialing, and never have I ever talked to my parents. I can't comprehend the type of drunk who does that.
Kate Amanda 2
You could literally call anyone you're blacked out
Scryll 17
So out of all the contacts on your phone you drunk dialed your parents? Winning number selection if you ask me.
Welshite 40
People like you are so disrespectful. Throwing a party behind your parents' backs and potentially trashing their house is so immature. You deserve it.
Exsequor 14
I bet you're fun at parties.
AllSoul 23
#41, I think you mean respectful. When you have a teenager, see how you like it not being able to trust him/her while you're away and throwing parties behind your back.
ValariaJet 12
At least in the future you can prove that you'll clean up after the party but YDI for not being honest and being a drunken dumbass.
pimpmilk69 18
I don't know where to start
AscendV 19
You deserve it.
DocBastard 40
When I was a kid there were no webcams, so fooling parents was easier. These days we know everything. EVERYTHING.
AllSoul 23
I couldn't help but imagine an evil laugh at the end of that comment.
Paco_el_Taco 17
Dumbass...