Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML
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Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
That's incredibly rude of you. You "guess"?! I'd would say that you were. Be a little more polite next time and stash your phone away; the newest twitter updates can wait.
GoingCommando93 14
You really like him, huh? You really showed it. YDI
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Comments (333)
ohmanbooboo 5
if I were him I would've just got up and left...not like you would've noticed -.-
daboar 5
Why would you be on the phone while having dinner with someone you really like? That just sounds so wrong
synijazzi 7
Wow sooo rude!!!
Aligator67 12
Geesh what has the world come to?! Ever heard of putting the stupid phones down and paying attention for once? Gosh I just want to reach and slap everyone that spends countless hours on their phone. Anyone else remember a time when that sort of thing wasn't an option, because all phones could do was make calls?
maggiefox 25
He was being nice to you. I would've gotten up and left your ass.
Waredo_Dyrge 11
OP is probably one of those people so full of themselves they think they can do no wrong. They probably think they are "hot" as well.
Eddie_Swede 1
Seriously, you have got to be one of the biggest idiots on FML ever. I find it amazing that he stayed long enough to split the bill. I sure as hell wouldn't.
bobslawnservice 16
When you sit down in a restaurant with sonmeone else put your phone on silent and leave it alone. I don't understand why some people can't ignore their phone for an hour or two. Texting during a date is especially disrespectful to the person you are with.
WhatsHerName435 8
You're an idiot... Put you're phone away...
jennifereastman 6
wow. he is a douche. you can do MUCH better i promise. #girlpower
Mademoiselle_fml 34
Nononononono PLEASE don't make us girls look bad. OP was being extremely rude and besides, paying half of the bill isn't a bad thing anyway.
Queen_of_Night 20
Feminism isn't an excuse to be a bitch... Enjoy your single life!
Sweetpea22 14
Pray tell us how the guy was a douche when OP was being a bitch and on her phone the entire time.