Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML
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Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
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Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
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Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who kept checking his phone every five minutes. When I asked him if everything was okay, he told me he was just playing Candy Crush. FML
Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML
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Welshite 40
That's incredibly rude of you. You "guess"?! I'd would say that you were. Be a little more polite next time and stash your phone away; the newest twitter updates can wait.
GoingCommando93 14
You really like him, huh? You really showed it. YDI
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Comments (333)
KayleeFrye 39
Try getting off of your damn phone and actually interacting with the people you're with. I HATE when people are glued to their phones, whether it's a date or not! Rude and insensitive, I hope he dumped you.
jesse98 7
If you really liked your date then you wouldn't be on your phone at all
ItsJustTrina 5
Don't act like you didn't have that one coming. Christ if I was him I woulda texted you tellin' ya how much of a rude, ignorant bitch you are and left you with the whole bill. So really FHL for having to waste time with an ungrateful chick.
iwadasn 33
If you "really liked" him, why didn't you actually spend time with him instead of ignoring him to text other people?
ccubsfan94 1
you sound like my ex
AppleBonkers 13
I don't even text when I'm Skyping someone, much less if I was on a date with them. If you thought the person you were talking to was so interesting, you should've gone on a date with them.
amisenho 11
I didn't really think dating had come to this. At least, until I was at dinner with my boyfriend. We had been together about 2 years at that point, and an elderly couple came up to us while we were carrying on about something funny. The husband said, "I just want to let you two know how refreshing it is to see a couple actually on a date." We were a bit confused at first, but I suddenly realized that couples on dates these days really don't interact the way they used to. We thanked them immensely, and ever since that night, I've been keeping an eye on other couples in restaurants; not surprisingly, we saw the majority of young couples on their phones with glazed eyes. At the very least, though, my boyfriend and I set a good example and continue to interact when we're together, like any loving couple would (hopefully) do. It really is a shame to see so many young adults staring at their phones instead of having a conversation with someone sitting in front of them.
porcelainvains 8
YDI. I can't express this enough, how would you feel if this happened to you?
UmbreonKirby 14
Just thought the comments needed one that isnt about how stupid she is, since that has been established :P
tvwrestler98 14
wow! I guess your phone is more important than your date, the guy you really like! RUDE!