Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML
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Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
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Welshite 40
That's incredibly rude of you. You "guess"?! I'd would say that you were. Be a little more polite next time and stash your phone away; the newest twitter updates can wait.
GoingCommando93 14
You really like him, huh? You really showed it. YDI
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jodyl1 5
If I am on a date, the first time she texts or answers what is NOT an emergency, I am gone. I get up and leave. I am not there to pay for someone else's dinner while they chat with someone else. Screw that!
jodyl1 5
Oh, and I leave her with the WHOLE bill. It's a small price to pay for jerking me around.
jeorgiar 1
This really should have been made by him. "Today, I went on a date with a girl. She spent the whole date on her phone. I had to text her at the end to tell her how much she had to chip in for the bill. FML."
utrax 23
You clearly don't like him that much.
sonicsistar 7
Totally rude!! You clearly gave him no indication that you really like him. Imagine how he must have felt. Keep the phone stuff to a minimum next time ...with the next guy, or if you are lucky enough to get another date with him. Your phone should stay put away unless you are sharing pictures or something. You should really suck up to him and appologize if you want another chance with him. Otherwise, lesson learned for now.
grashopper8 7
Checking once is too much. YDI
JanisEvans 10
What the hell is wrong with you?
cheeseygeek 12
Why be on your phone so much if you really like him? You might not get this kind of opportunity again!
chera3773 2
You're an idiot!
tannara 12
"I guess" you're an inconsiderate ******* bitch:)
space_cadet2912 3
That guy is awesome. You missed out. Kids these days, it's too difficult for them to converse with their mouths.