Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML
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Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
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Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who kept checking his phone every five minutes. When I asked him if everything was okay, he told me he was just playing Candy Crush. FML
Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML
Today, I was on a first date. When the bill came, he refused to pay for my $6 salad. I had to go ATM-hunting to pay for my $6 salad. FML
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Welshite 40
That's incredibly rude of you. You "guess"?! I'd would say that you were. Be a little more polite next time and stash your phone away; the newest twitter updates can wait.
GoingCommando93 14
You really like him, huh? You really showed it. YDI
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wyldwolf 3
PUT DOWN THE PHONE. You're on a date with someone you "really like." Act like you really like him then.
fertilegod 3
maybe you should cancel the phone service and lean how to have some human interaction before you end up dying alone freak.
ladybuglet 22
If you really liked him, why were you on your phone so much? Douche.
tabbiecam 1
totally deserved it
texanrose94 3
idiot
PeachiePrincess 16
I don't blame him, that was beyond rude to do to someone who is taking you out on a date.I don't understand some people and their obsession with technology. Even I know that when you're on a date, you should wait to use your phone.
VeganVampyre 27
So, "Today, a guy I really like asked me out, but he got upset when I completely ignored him for the entire date. FML" Are you seriously complaining about this?! He should be posting the FML, not you. You obviously can't like him that much or you would have paid attention to him instead of your phone. Even if it turned out that he was really boring, it is SO incredibly rude to spend the date on your phone and ignore the poor guy! I think it's rude to be on your phone when you're spending time with anyone, anyway, because why the hell would you bother to meet up with someone just to ignore them? But it's even worse when you're on a DATE with someone! YDI 1000%!!!
suckceed 17
I do this a lot but my friends know it's because I have trouble with eye contact and need to focus on something else, however they're my friends, you really should not have acted the way you did and if you have a problem like mine, you could have straight up told your date. But your wording makes it clear you were being an unintentional douche and you should apologise and never repeat your actions again.
fordneagles 34
It would have been less rude of you to stand him up.
yellowaholic 25
I don't know about that being stood up hurts.
burritosrgood 12
Deserved it.