Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML
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Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
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Welshite 40
That's incredibly rude of you. You "guess"?! I'd would say that you were. Be a little more polite next time and stash your phone away; the newest twitter updates can wait.
GoingCommando93 14
You really like him, huh? You really showed it. YDI
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Comments (333)
LifeStinks227 10
Good for him letting you know how rude you were...YDI
downer3498 4
If you were on the phone at all, you were on too much. Rude.
twistedelegance 15
And they say romance is dead!
Doukas 3
usually a guy should pay for a dinner on a date..
Villy23 12
Perhaps, but not everyone feels this way. And honestly, if she was paying more attention to her phone than her date, why should he have to pay? If a woman expects a man to pay for her meal, she at least owes him her attention during the meal.
jodyl1 5
Sure, chivalrous rule says the men always offer once to pay for dinner. But feminists drove the idea that if a man pays for dinner, he expects sex into many women's heads. Men get caught in a catch-22: Pay for her dinner and risk her thinking you want sex, or don't pay for it and she gets miffed. I approach it like this: I wait for her to say something, and if she offers, I let her pay her part. If she doesn't, I pay, but I also leave it on her as to asking about a 2nd date. Amazing how well that works :)
WellThen0lo 7
Maybe you should pay attention to people next time sweetheart? Maybe?
LissaMccracken 23
You deserve it. Maybe you should pay attention to your date instead of your phone... You sound pretty rude really. And you should pay for yourself anyway on the first day unless he offers to pay for you... **** his life. Not yours.
gimmicksz 9
You really liked him? Smh yea ok, get off the damm phone!!! YDI
EvilLittleMan 23
I feel sorry for the next guy you go out with but only like him a little. This person is the text book definition of self-centered accompanied by a high definition photo next to the word in the dictionary.
Forenzics 10
You are lucky he handled it the way he did instead of just walking off and ignoring you like you were doing to him. You obviously did not like him if you did he would have been more interesting that whatever was going on your phone. You deserved this so not FML more like YDI. At least he knows on the first date not to waste his time with a dumb B like you. Geeze if you liked him I would hate to see how you act when you love someone. You guess you were on your phone too much? You shouldn't have had your phone out period. It's a date. Omg I just can't believe that someone could be so self centered and have the audacity to say you really liked this guy and you guess you were on your phone too much. I hope you never get a date again
taziiscool 5
If you "really liked" him, why would you use your phone through out the date?