Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML
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Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
Today, I went on a date with this guy and he was on his phone the whole night. When I got home I checked his Facebook since he barely paid attention to me. His status was, "So-and-so is taking out the trash" from mobile posted an hour ago. I got home from my date 30 mins ago. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who kept checking his phone every five minutes. When I asked him if everything was okay, he told me he was just playing Candy Crush. FML
Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML
Today, I was on a first date. When the bill came, he refused to pay for my $6 salad. I had to go ATM-hunting to pay for my $6 salad. FML
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Welshite 40
That's incredibly rude of you. You "guess"?! I'd would say that you were. Be a little more polite next time and stash your phone away; the newest twitter updates can wait.
GoingCommando93 14
You really like him, huh? You really showed it. YDI
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Comments (333)
jenn1808 16
A handy guide to determine whether you are on your phone too much during a date: question 1, are you on your phone? If you answered yes, it's too much.
miura_fml 17
The funny thing is that you say that it's a guy you "really like". If you really liked him, you wouldn't be on your phone in the first place. YDI for being a bitch.
ErinRosado 14
Couldn't have liked him that much. YDI.
Demoniq 25
Nothing grates me more than this, and texting / speaking on the phone while driving. What the hell is SO important that it's worth ruining experiences or risking your life, or those of others???
Mr_Mole 24
If you had photographed the food to put on Instagram, I would have left before the flash went off.
vuragado 10
All I can say is that YDI and Fml for the other guy, as he deserves someone else
4ml 8
I've excused myself the first time you used your phone, unless you had a very good reason. Manners do not cost anything. You need to learn some.
bexxiiee 11
I can't believe the amount of people that use their phone while on a date... It's incredibly rude! And especially if you supposedly like him so much... YDI
pieter82 17
Man, that guy has style! YDI a 100%.
gioo_fml 6
You're F'in dumb!!!