Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML
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Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
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Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML
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Welshite 40
That's incredibly rude of you. You "guess"?! I'd would say that you were. Be a little more polite next time and stash your phone away; the newest twitter updates can wait.
GoingCommando93 14
You really like him, huh? You really showed it. YDI
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Comments (333)
Ibeatmyself 3
First sign a date is going bad ...The other person is on the phone texting
himexcherry 8
If you really do like him, I wouldn't see the need for you to be on your phone so much and instead perhaps pay attention to him. I feel sorry for the guy! I'm sorry but YDI on this one
r0cks0 6
He probably got up and left without you noticing. Leaving you with the entire bill
siggy_mcsigx 22
I'll bet whenever there Was a hint of conversation you were mono-syllabic. You blew it because he was a nice guy to not leave you with the whole bill!
ishplz04 3
Ydi rude much OP!!
twiztedone 19
Be glad he didn't just get up and walk out and leave you with the bill! I would have!
dontquestion_fml 4
You deserve what you get. How would you feel if you were completely ignored on a date? He probably felt like he was boring you.
alexxeon 5
Heh you really like him and you were on the phone the whole time, wtf?
whatwhatbuttbutt 4
Oh he saw how really interested you are and I don't blame him. I would have done the same thing. Now get off your phone!!! YDI.
gabagabaheyu 10
rude bitch. thats all i have to say about people who like to be assholes and be on their phones when they should be intereacting with the person they are with!!