Today, I was on a date with a guy having a great time. I went up to go to the ladies' room, but as I walked back to the table, I heard some giggles. I looked and found out why. My skirt was tucked into my underwear. I was wearing my lucky Star Wars-themed panties. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my pants kept falling down. Since I didn't have a belt on, I decided to tuck the waistband around my underwear to keep them in place. While on a date, I tried to adjust my pants, but ended up pulling them down along with my boxers. In the middle of a restaurant. FML
Today, while wearing a sexy pair of undies for my partner and taking him out on a nice dinner, I trusted a fart walking from the car to the restaurant and shit myself. FML
Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML
Today, I got a wedgie after a workout class. As I was walking, I used my gym bag to discreetly unwedgie it, and then turned around to check that no one was there. The cute guy that I had a crush on last year was right behind me, and by the look on his face, it wasn't discreet. FML
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was wearing a skirt since it's so warm out. My 4 year old scooted under the table to sit next to his brother. When he popped up on the other side, he exclaimed, "Mommy! You forgot to put on your underwears!" People were staring. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML
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Otto_fml 0
More women should wear these.
chillbro69 0
may the force be with you
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Comments (180)
brianjman14 23
haha starwars panties ur such a nerd
ohnoesnotagain 0
Haha good job!
russianspy1234 11
Not gonna lie, I'm pretty turned on...
madasahatter 0
Why is this an FML? Star Wars panties are awesome. If your date didn't appreciate that, he doesn't deserve you.
laut_fml 0
Yeah, I've gotta say that's pretty awesome. It may suck, but the average guy would be impressed by this
lets_be_ian 5
I know most gals would not be happy about having the ole skirt stuck in the undies, however you had bad ass undies on. If your date does not appreciate humor and love star wars, then to Hoth with him. You can do better. As a matter of fact, drop me a line. I guarantee I can hit the exhaust port of your death star and make you explode on the first shot... Luke Skywalker style baby. I would love to get lucky in your lucky panties. FML for not dating you...
season4reason 0
rotfl...i actually burst out laughing reading this comment
DrAcula_fml 0
That is NOT an FML. That is a win!
doughnutboy99 2
evrery guy loves a girl it one good ad who has good (or atleast a little) good taste in movies and videos games and stuff like that
mandark 9
Personally, I don't understand why this is an FML, childish undies are win. My lucky panties are Pokémon ones. Don't judge.
mstrmje 0
date me
cass1_l0ve 13
Mine are spiderman :)) and I have a matching venom set hahahaha xD
blastvortex 4
Haha. Nice undies you have there. That'll actually be a plus in some books. Coincidentally, did any of the witnesses ask you to pet their Wookie?