Today, my cat threw up on the floor while I was taking a nap. I woke up, still groggy from the nap, and walked over to the bathroom. Not only did I slip on the vomit, spreading it all over the floor and myself, I think I somehow broke a toe in the process. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Today, my geriatric cat apparently leaked a little before he got to the litter box because when I went to use the bathroom, I slipped on the puddle. My left foot slammed into the kick panel of the cabinet and now my second toe is purple, swollen and tender. I may have broken my toe by slipping on cat piss. FML
Today, my cat pissed on my bed, so I had to change the sheets. Just as I got out of bed and take my first step, I stepped in my cat's poop as well and slipped, spraining my ankle. FML
Today, I have a stomach bug. I went to go downstairs, and my cat decided to dart between my legs, causing me to trip and fall down the stairs in a pinwheel of vomit. FML
Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, I woke up, put on my fuzzy socks, walked down my hallway, and stepped in cat vomit. I took off my now wet socks, continued walking down the hallway, and stepped barefoot in cat shit. FML
Today, I got into bed as my cat crept under it. I then heard him gagging, so I instantly got back up to get him out, because my floor is carpeted. As I pulled him into the hall, he flew upwards, made a horrific "Blagh!" sound, projectile vomited everywhere, then hit the wall and ran. FML
Today, I was walking down the hallway when I stepped in an ice cold pile of cat vomit. I was barefoot. FML
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Mark W. Noonan_969479943 5
Ha! 😂 Ha! 😂 Ha! 😂 Ha! 😂 Ha! 😂 Ha! 😂 I’m Ha! 😂 Ha! 😂 Ha! 😂 Ha! 😂 Ha! 😂 Ha! 😂 really sorry that happened. But you are not the only one that’s done that. Try CAT diarrhea. OMG the Stench 🤢🤮. Well anyway. I Would much rather cat vomit than cat Diarrhea.
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Mark W. Noonan_969479943 5
Ha! 😂 Ha! 😂 Ha! 😂 Ha! 😂 Ha! 😂 Ha! 😂 I’m Ha! 😂 Ha! 😂 Ha! 😂 Ha! 😂 Ha! 😂 Ha! 😂 really sorry that happened. But you are not the only one that’s done that. Try CAT diarrhea. OMG the Stench 🤢🤮. Well anyway. I Would much rather cat vomit than cat Diarrhea.