Today, I watched my boyfriend's band play a gig. I also found out he pulls the same faces playing the bass as he does when we have sex. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had band practice for our duo. I've been playing cello for almost a year and wanted to incorporate it. He picked it up for pretty much the first time and sounded surprisingly good. I was excited until I realized he sounded better than me. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend listens way better in his sleep than he does when he's awake. FML
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
Today, I had to explain to my father why most of the bar was giving him dirty looks at a concert. His air guitar motions made it look like he was jacking off under the table. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
Today, my boyfriend was tapping on my thigh to the beat of the music when we were driving to dinner. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just watching the ripples." FML
Today, I was introduced to a YouTube musician called S3RL. I was listening to a playlist of his music all day. Then of course when I went to pick up my girlfriend, some song came on that was just exaggerated sex moans pitched into music. She stared at me then burst out laughing and called me a pervert. FML
Today, I walked in on my fiancé while he was masturbating to the Spice Girls movie. FML
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Top comments
greenltrn2003 0
at least we kno theres 2things that give him an orgasam (possibly) next time he walks in the room you should be naked, slappin da bass...see what face he makes then
geppy 0
Why is this a FML? It just means he *really* enjoys playing the bass guitar. Or that you fail at sex, in which case YDI.
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RatIsKing 0
first!
RatIsKing 0
For you who think that you were first from the iPhone to post...I posted "first!" from iPhone. Sorry to ruin your lives :(
amerrah 4
YDI cuz he plays bass.
ThaZombie 0
ydi for shuttin the hell up
Lolerskatez 0
atleast you know he's passionate about both lol xD
atvarela 0
iPhone first!
RatIsKing 0
Actually I posted first from my iPhone so you kinda fail. Sorry :D
spartanfan68 0
no one really cares it's not that big of a deal chill out bitch
Akber1223 0
IPOD first!!!
MacintoshDima 0
Lol iPhone whatever :P
ashiezorz 2
'Cuz he's totally into it.
Butcher_1419 0
iPhones unite!
geppy 0
Why is this a FML? It just means he *really* enjoys playing the bass guitar. Or that you fail at sex, in which case YDI.
plexico 4
Does his bass also smell like a fish?
gesseniasxangel 0
Plexico, you're awesome. Win. :D
A83_fml 18
OP is just as hard to get off as a bass solo... YDI
bosshaug 0
iPod 2nd!
Glam_fml 0
I feel your pain. I, too, date a musician.
ZXDriver 0
You make it sound like we're the worst things out there. :S