Today, I was on a date with a guy having a great time. I went up to go to the ladies' room, but as I walked back to the table, I heard some giggles. I looked and found out why. My skirt was tucked into my underwear. I was wearing my lucky Star Wars-themed panties. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my pants kept falling down. Since I didn't have a belt on, I decided to tuck the waistband around my underwear to keep them in place. While on a date, I tried to adjust my pants, but ended up pulling them down along with my boxers. In the middle of a restaurant. FML
Today, while wearing a sexy pair of undies for my partner and taking him out on a nice dinner, I trusted a fart walking from the car to the restaurant and shit myself. FML
Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML
Today, I got a wedgie after a workout class. As I was walking, I used my gym bag to discreetly unwedgie it, and then turned around to check that no one was there. The cute guy that I had a crush on last year was right behind me, and by the look on his face, it wasn't discreet. FML
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was wearing a skirt since it's so warm out. My 4 year old scooted under the table to sit next to his brother. When he popped up on the other side, he exclaimed, "Mommy! You forgot to put on your underwears!" People were staring. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML
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Otto_fml 0
More women should wear these.
chillbro69 0
may the force be with you
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Comments (180)
xoxcinderellaxox 0
ydi for wearing kiddie underwear to a date. sexy underwear is must for dates, even if they're bad ones. you never know. they might be really bad dates but really good sex buddies.
fanciesflutes 0
Fake! In the book series The Princess Diaries, her lucky underwear is her Star Wars underwear. Sure, it could be the same for this chick but I'm having doubts...
closetaltruist 2
POSER!! This is straight out of the Princess Diaries books. I don't know which option is more sad - you telling the truth and actually imitating a dorky book series, or deciding to post a untrue story on FML.... either way, you are a loser.
Gingy_fml 0
IDK About you guys but If i saw a girl in a thoong and a girl in LUCKY Starwars Panties. Id be shagging the Starwars wearer.
Consequences 0
How is that an FML? My date would totally get laid like crazy if she was wearing Star Wars panties.
moonlit_manga 0
hahaha.....bobefet. lol hey star wars is cool. those giggly girls are just jelous. but I have to agree with some ppl, check your self before you leave the bathroom.
shockinglyRADfoo 0
This is a bad thing??
anothergeek 0
if i was him i wouldve put my jacket over your and taken you straight home. oh yeah
apparentlydrunk 0
marry me
epicwinmaster 0
i think i can make this call: epic win