Today, I was mugged by a street preacher. The same one who'd earlier in the day screamed at me for being an evil sinner. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a drunk man wearing a sandwich-board proclaiming that, "The end is nigh" threw some so-called holy water at me while bellowing, "It's what Jesus would've wanted" and that I should "repent for being an evil shite." FML
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
Today, I went out of my way to avoid street preachers thrusting hateful propaganda at me. A young woman ran up to me and started waving paper in my face, and I snapped at her to fuck off. Right afterwards I realised she was returning something that fell out of my pocket. She looked terrified. FML
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? Go on then." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML
Today, while walking down the street, I was violently beaten up by a man in a Darth Vader outfit. FML
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
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Top comments
Soloman212 28
Maybe he wanted to take judgement into his own hands? Or maybe it was a facade so he could later catch you off guard. No one suspects the priests.
courtney680 17
Oh the irony..
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Comments (96)
Brainnnnz 19
Mugged? Our forcefully pressured into making an offering for the street-church coffers...?
drsmith93 4
Street preacher in the day, mugger at night...seems legit
onorexveritas 24
next he'll say he's only human
Randomness90 27
I read this and heard the song "cuz there ain't no rest for the wicked, money don't grow on trees" lol
zebrastars 5
What kind of preacher is that!?
livewire1701 8
People like that make those of us who are actually Christian look bad. Trust me we hate those nuts as much as you do.
nikhilambhorkar 24
The one who mugged you mist be the evil twin.
GlitterGoddess 6
Those with the loudest voice have the most secrets to hide.
simplysarcastics 26
As a person of faith, and aspirations to become a preacher one day; I find many things wrong with a street preacher. Shouting at people walking by on the street is not gonna change them or make them believe. They have to come to you willingly!! Plus lots of them like this guy are crooked anyway.
Fedezzer 20
I think the whole concept of religion was just an answer for the question "where did we come from?". Now we know a real answer, I think the whole charade best be dropped, or at least taken not quite as seriously. Look at the ancient Romans for instance, strong religious beliefs, but only for influence in everyday life, not rewriting/denying history. And they progressed more than anyone at the time.