Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was making out with this hot girl at a party. She was a bad kisser and I meant to say, "It's like you're 16 and don't know how to kiss" but it came out as, "It's like I'm kissing a 16 year-old." The room fell silent and she got off my lap with a disturbed look on her face. FML
Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's extended family for the first time. Her family kept telling her how much I looked and acted like her older brother and I'm guessing by the end of the day she agreed, because now she pulls away and gags when I try to kiss her. FML
Today, I went in for a hug with my friend, but she leaned in for a kiss on the cheek at the same time. What followed was a full-on awkward face collision where I ended up kissing her on the lips. We both stood there, staring at each other before I muttered, “Sorry, gross." She really took it personally. FML
Today, I've been so accustomed to kissing my girlfriend that when I gave my best bud a hug, I kissed him on the neck. FML
Today, I was saying goodbye to a friend after a long day out. I went for a hug, and as I pulled away, I kissed her on the cheek for some reason. Realising it was an awkward mistake, I pulled back even more and said, "Sorry, I thought you were my mum." She looked at me confused, and we both stood there in complete silence for what felt like hours. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
Today, a girl and I were flirting and it was going well. Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her. She smiled flirtatiously and said "Why don't you try it and find out?" I went in for a kiss, and she slapped me. FML
Today, I walked my girlfriend home. As I kissed her goodbye, I heard a high-pitched scream and turned just in time to see her little brother charge head-first into my nuts. All because I kissed her on the cheek. FML
Today, at the age of 17, I had my first kiss with the girl I've liked for over a year. However, it was a stage kiss and the girl has made it clear that she finds me repulsive. FML
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xSphinx 18
That's both an FML and a WTF
Cass_x 22
How does she know what her brother kisses like? D:
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Comments (157)
marcmaralou 15
reminds me of We're The Millers
Jasim 17
Well, if you incist.
fsomelife 26
You look freakishly like Ragnar Lothbrok on the small version of your profile pic.
Jasim 17
Wish I had his body, though.
Grenith 21
Great pun I admire your dad skills!
brieee 23
That's not awkward at all..
toxxickittyy 19
My husband used to know a couple that was like that. And by couple I mean brother and sister. Runnnnn.
lolnothanks 18
Damn! OP POST AN UPDATE!
Scorpio1691 29
I'm not sure i want one. Its just too WTF.
Wolfparable 22
I feel like there should be no more kissing of her and really maybe consider severing all contact
fsomelife 26
Should've said, "so do you."
swanheart 35
Beat me to the joke! :)
ElizaWy 25
I have this sneaking suspicion that she just has an f-ed up sense of humor and is going to laugh hysterically about this to herself later. The look on your face must have been priceless.
limealicious 15
We're hoping!
eddyinfinity 21
That's ******* creepy
fsomelife 26
******* would've been even more creepy
mmazzaa 16
Should've of said "but can you brother do this?" And then do a back flip and run off ! Get away with style