Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
Today, I burped in front of my crush. Well, not really in front of him. I turned around mid-burp and noticed him, not knowing anyone was there. The surprise made me scream a little, which only amplified the burp. So I made this mighty belch-turned-scream noise, while maintaining eye contact with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
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angrygazebo 0
Hardly worth getting upset over; that's one of the little moments you'll come to cherish in a relationship. I wish I had a girl to burp in my mouth. That ... didn't ... come out right ....
Sue21 0
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Comments (105)
Azurea_fml 0
It's not that hard to feel a burp coming and pull away. Do that next time, if there is a next time. I would have rid myself of you immediately.
sunshiiiineXD 0
Wait...you were feeling tired so you, got a soda? Because of the caffeiene in it? Anywho, that sucks OP, but it's not like he's gonna dump you for something like that. You'll laugh about it later :D.
HellEnvenom 0
I would have loved that :)
oomlot 0
sounds more like f#$% his life, not your life
musigreg 0
yeah its fuckhislife. not yours. i agree with you 25!! power to the people. !
fable228 0
Getting a soda is the thing you do when your tired eh? Try getting a water instead...
buggy290 0
aha! its okay! i did the same thing too!
laughsoutloud 0
oh my goodness. i've been there. but i was so horrified by what had just happened i made it ten times worse by repatedly apologizing, "i'm so sorry i burped in your mouth!"
melanijade 0
Yeah. Me bf and I do that all the time. Mwahaha.
genius_man16 1
agree with #16 so what? I'm sure he probably just laughed and continued kissing you. Unless he want into some rage and started trashing the house and dumped you. Come on, the moderators need to get slapped upside the head.