Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
Today, I burped in front of my crush. Well, not really in front of him. I turned around mid-burp and noticed him, not knowing anyone was there. The surprise made me scream a little, which only amplified the burp. So I made this mighty belch-turned-scream noise, while maintaining eye contact with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
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angrygazebo 0
Hardly worth getting upset over; that's one of the little moments you'll come to cherish in a relationship. I wish I had a girl to burp in my mouth. That ... didn't ... come out right ....
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Comments (105)
shiat 0
Hahaha! I love humor in relationships. Sometimes I happen to burp in is face just because I feel for it. He does the same thing. I bet he just laughed at you ;D
hir23 0
Grow up #14... seriously.
thelonelylurker 0
That's hot!
falcon_paunch 0
This made my day. Cx
funkycloud7137 0
My gf did something similar to me once, i though it was hilarious. Don't see why thats an fml but i'll go with it if he is a jerk or something.
suckingatlife 9
lLmao #12, new experience though and I hope he didn't get mad over it.
suaveneanderthal 0
really #8? if he likes you i'm sure he didn't care? i love my girlfriend of one year to death but if she burped in my mouth i wouldn't be thrilled. Of course it wouldn't be a big deal or anything like that but damn you can't tell me it wouldn't freak you out right when it happened... unless of course you're into that kind of thing.
alex_vik 1
You burped from one soda? It usually takes me at least five or six. And what does soda have anything to do with being tired?
Kitty34_fml 0
No FML here. My boyfriend does that to me all the time as a joke. It's not particularly fun, but it's not an FML.
speedydrumstix 0
haha that happens with me and my gf and vice versa often.