Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
Today, I burped in front of my crush. Well, not really in front of him. I turned around mid-burp and noticed him, not knowing anyone was there. The surprise made me scream a little, which only amplified the burp. So I made this mighty belch-turned-scream noise, while maintaining eye contact with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
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angrygazebo 0
Hardly worth getting upset over; that's one of the little moments you'll come to cherish in a relationship. I wish I had a girl to burp in my mouth. That ... didn't ... come out right ....
Sue21 0
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Comments (105)
austin117 0
theres some scientific explanation for this, like hmm, YOUR FAT!lol jk, the real one is that YOUR EXTREMELY FAT!hahahhahaahhaha disrespectful piece of shit, i hope he slapped you nice and hard right in the face
austin117 0
when me and my ex were 69'ing, i farted in her face on purpose, i hated that bitch
Nandian90 0
That's funny LOL. it would have been a very interesting kiss
ilikefish 0
That's pretty hot.
fml1358 0
EWWWWWW!!! that's disgusting
orange_stripes 0
Not really an FYL, unless this is a brand new relationship and you're still in the awkward, trying to impress each other phase. Like #7 said, those types of things become things to cherish in a relationship. Cute, embarrassing moments that can be laughed at can sustain a relationship in the long run. No worries :)
deadpoetic333 0
yeah this really isn't that bad. like 7 and 89 said its gonna be something you two laugh about. Once it was dark in my room and i went in for a kiss. Instead of kissing he lips i put my mouth on her nose. we still laugh about it.
shanaynay12123 0
omg hahahagafaha
captainmaharet 1
My fiance and I do that all the time to each other, and we laugh.
killjoy123 0
hahahahahahaha that is funny