Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
Today, I burped in front of my crush. Well, not really in front of him. I turned around mid-burp and noticed him, not knowing anyone was there. The surprise made me scream a little, which only amplified the burp. So I made this mighty belch-turned-scream noise, while maintaining eye contact with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
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angrygazebo 0
Hardly worth getting upset over; that's one of the little moments you'll come to cherish in a relationship. I wish I had a girl to burp in my mouth. That ... didn't ... come out right ....
Sue21 0
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Comments (105)
TerminallyChill 0
Haha, this is totally something my girlfriend would do. Really pretty harmless, and cause for a good laugh.
Casualt1234 0
Really? These are the FMLs that get posted these days? Pathetic
dancin303 0
#57 she "birth" in your mouth. i just wonder how she accidently gave birth in your mouth. burped doesnt equal birth. epic failure
mattmag 0
You're the girl. You can get away with far more than that. But if he did it to you...
pwnrzero 0
*cough* you do realize that a burp is essentially a fart, but out of your mouth.
brittbrittT 0
reaaaaaaal classy.
miscellaneousact 0
i really don't understand why would break up with partner just because something like this happened. i find very funny and kinda cute and surprising (mostly because burps *like this one could be very fast and unexpected **especially during movement) it's a good thing its a soda burp and not anything thing else, because if u decided to kiss ur boyfriend after eating seafood, garlic and or anything else that smells revolting, EPIC FAILURE!!! *just by being stupid* if ur boyfriend did it to u, then its kinda another story in my opinion...
marisa_shini 0
Ha, story of my life. Unless your boyfriend is a sissy and doesn't laugh at inconvenient bodily functions, you have nothing to worry about!
vag_fml 0
what does being tired have to do with drinking a soda?
rurouniyuudai85 0
haha for the record i would not be offended if my gf did this to me, even if it was on purpose...would prolly just laugh my ass off