Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
The Conquest of Bread
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Top comments
supafly208 0
don't take it personal.. he was probly just trying to make you laugh..but then realized it's only funny to him... :)
midnyte 0
Of all the things to grab while laying down together, he grabs your chin....
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Comments (84)
d_dh2310 0
aww he apologized guys ^^
FlavorfulUnicorn 4
Men can be dumb. At times funny and almost witty, but amazingly dumb.
ImSooNice 0
ha sorry, kinda a d*** move on his part.. don't comment on girls weight.
Dirrtyrice 0
that is dickish for sure
feliciaaaaaa 0
happens to me all the time, AND I'M NOT EVEN FAT! hhahaha
casanova_fml 0
the only good thing about "beautifully sized girls..." well...remember jumping up and down on that matress that didnt really bounce? well, try bounsing on a fatty...even if theres no bouncing, the sound effects are lovely. oh, and no, by "bounce" I do NOT mean have sex with....thats just disgusting. whales belong in the ocean...not in your bed.
kadiance 0
OMG THIS IS TOO FUNNY
Runner_9807 0
LMFAO!!!!! HAHAHA
alex_vik 1
#18 has it right. If a girl had done it to her boyfriend, no one would've thought anything.
FTSK3OH3 0
HAHAHAHAHA :D